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Mike Turkey Fker Martin
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*cracks knuckles* Time to shitpost again. Once again, I fucking love you guys. Thanks for dragging me out my funk. Thank you for everything.


 
 
 

I don't even know what to say. I've been sitting and sulking the past two days, and had no intention of coming here for awhile. But Limo said something and I checked the qposts. I don't deserve y'all. You're a better family then any blood has ever been.

 
 
 

Seriously. Fuck today/yesterday. It never ceases to amaze me, just how much shit can go bad in one 24hr period.


 
 
 

Sorry for my post earlier. Beyond mad. Bad fucking day.

 
 
 
 
 
 

HOLD THE LINE. WE MUST... HOLD... THE LINE.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Two truths and a lie: I absolutely love Justin Timberlake, I'm getting married, and I have sick obsession with collecting pops figures.


 
 
 
 

I hate when I'm eating the neighbor dogs ass, and his owner pops over the fence with an attitude. Like, fuck you Jerry, way to ruin a God damn moment. Don't get all high and mighty either, I know you stole my raisin pudding I left outside. Mother fucker.


 
 
 
 
 

I'm starting a new religion. Who's in?


 
 
 
 
 

I hate the Patriots. Eagles are shit, but I don't hate them. At least I have sammich, and wings tho.


 
 
 

I was dozing on my break and had some Chevelle playing on my phone. Co-worker walks in and gets all pissy. "Michael, I never thought I'd hear you listening to that devil metal stuff! It's bad enough you like the rap!" I laughed, and she stormed out. Wtf.



 
 
 

As a father with one kid about to be out the door, and another with only 9 years left, good luck and ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Seriously tho, congrats. Its the best, and yet the hardest job you will ever have. Enjoy the young years while you can.

 
 
 

It's fun to do girly things sometimes.


 
 


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile




His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:


His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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