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Holy shit, I need the PSOne classic. $100 and has two controllers, Tekken 3, RRT4, and Wild Arms. That alone is worth the money to me. Please have Gran Turismo 2. Please.


Sorry Soulbow. This is more my kind of Siege.


I shit my pants and came at the same time about 3 minutes ago.


Pro-tip: Dont ever, I mean ever, rip your scrotum. Holy hell. I've seen more pain than a lot of people, but jesus. This is up there with constant tooth pain, and anal tearage. Thank God for pills. Even then tho, trying to sleep sucks.


Summer touched my no-no's when I was a wee lass, and then wiped its creamy meat phalange on my cheek. On it's way out my room, it stole my Ship Wreck GI Joe. Fuck you Summer.


Current status (and I just love this video):


Just lost my shit. Civ 6 is hitting Switch in Nov. Holy fuck.


This is how porn happens. Also these operators are getting weird.


Nothing like celebrating Labor Day with your fifth 16hr shift in a row, third one you weren't expecting too. I'm fucking losing it folks. I cant. If one of you come kill me, you can have my video games and computers, and my sammich I forgot at home.


Trying to stay positive. Just so angry at damn near everything. Fucking world wont step off. Roar. Happy thoughts...


Happy birthday Hlarge, you amazing man. I love you buddy.


Dear House of the Blues, Happy fucking birthday. You and your lady are two of my favorite people here. I'm so grateful to know you both, and honored by your kindness. May your birthday be as amazing as you are. With those big ole DSLs.


*bump for sobriety* Fuck it. Let's have fun. Been awhile, and these seem to be popular at the moment. Plus... I'm in the mood. Go ahead #AMA


TFW you get off work, your lockers broke into and your wallets gone. The admin wont do shit about it, so you go out to smoke and cool off, then discover your car windows broke too. Bright side? I didnt really keep anything in my car. Cont. in comments


One 18hr shift almost over. No fucking breaks. One more to go, and an 8hr one 6hrs after that. But then... I have a day off! One whole 24hr period. Fucking kill me. 6th week in a row of this. Current status:


#Kittentoid Meet Buddy (white), and Scruffles. You may notice these are my most normal named cats. Kids did it. Both are huge cuddlers and sweeties.


About Mike Turkey Fker Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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