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Just finished Damned by Chuck Palahniuk. Fucking cracking good read. About to dive into the sequel Doomed, then onto Adjustment Day. Might reread Choke in there somewhere. My favorite of his books.


Getting thrown out of Whole Foods for shoving farm to shelf cucumbers up your ass, but you were just repositioning your green dildo that was already there. #MyBattlefield


Pictured: Wes beating his meat for the 15th time that day.


Happy Fathers Day to my fellow fathers, and the single mommas out there.


My fucking take out place, gave me a God damn bowl of lemonade. A bowl. Filled to brim. How the shit do I even open this, without a mess?


Boss: Mike, were you using the copier again? Me: No. Boss: Miiiiiiiike, you sure? Me: THERES VOMIT ON MY SWEATER ALREADY!!!


Handy. Not the chart, I mean I want one.


While I'm disappointed in a couple things... holy shit. Did Nintendo just win an e3? Also, I actually want a Smash game now. Fucking gamecube controllers!!!


Ubi definitely beat the shit out of Square and EA, imo. Theres a few things I'm interested too! And some switch love to boot!


Metal Wolf... DMC 5... Fallout 76 being the prequel I wanted, and I can play in single player... fucking Doom Eternal... that Pedro game... jesus. I'm so erect. So... fucking erect.


Sooooooo, was that Xbox 1X for $350 leak real? Haven't seen shit on it, but Gamestop and Best buy both leaked it earlier.


They spelled Virtua Fighter 6 wrong. Asshats.


About Mike Turkey Fker Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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