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I'm grouchy, tired, and sick of damn near everything. I need a vacation.


 
 
 

So fucking jelly of all the folks playing Doom on the go today. Oh well. Soon enough my blood soaked friend. Soon enough.


 
 
 

Flanx. You da man. You have the sexiest legs of Dtoid, and I'm proud to have been your wife once. Happy Birthday you amazing fuck.


 
 
 
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Giveaway: Boss 101 (Steam) from Dtoider Donley!!!!

If you frequent our C-Blogs (and you should), you might have seen Dtoider Donley posting about the development of his game Boss 101. Well, release day is upon us! Head to Steam and buy yourself a copy of Boss 101, to show some love and supp...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Alright. We got interest. Let's replace Striders Switch!!! Send some Amazon Gift Card love to hillbillysk8@gmail.com and I'll buy it and send it. Will keep a tally in the comments. I'm throwing down $40. Let's get to $300. Currently at $140 as of 830amPST

 
 
 

Anyone down to contribute to a fund to help Strider keep his Switch? The guy gives so much to the site, it breaks my heart to see him have to return it. I got $40 on it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 


About Mike Deer Fker Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile




His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:


His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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