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Now that Ive settled, heres some thoughts: DxM demo is fucking legit. Love it. Omfg DQ11 with all those extras! Does Tetris need the online? Does it have a sp mode? FUCKING PERSONA COPS IS MY JAM NOW. Yoshi looks adorbs. Fuck yeah to LA. BOXBOY BITCHES!


That direct fucking killed. Dont care what anyone says. So much shit, I didnt know i wanted, and quite a few I did. But damn. Chills at that last game. Love it.


Its been awhile, since Ive gone and fucked things up, just like I always do, and its been awhile, but all this shit seems to disappear when I go poo... just make this go awaaaaaaay... just one more peaceful daaaaaayyy #Sharttoid


Happy Birthday Xeo. I fucking love ya, and your presence around here brightens my days. Youre damn good people, and i hope your day celebrates that. This is the most sfw boob pic, that I could find.


Why indeed? Brb, going digging for change.


Telling my whole life with his words...


Yep. Im already in love with Away.


Pretty fucking excited to pick up Away: Journey to the Unexpected (Squueee!!!), and also City of Brass on Switch today. What are ya'll looking forward to thats hitting soon?


Wow. Anthem on PC really is shit. Im a sucker for this type of stuff too. Only thing good is the flying imo. Weapons feel like shit. Game is buggy as fuck. Enemies are terrible and generic. But the kicker is the unoptimized mess of code. God damn Bioware.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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