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"Alright, alright, alllllrrriiiiiiiight" Matthew whispered, as Guy gave his beeflog the double handed honky tonk twist. Then they fucked on a bed of donkey sauce, and fried onion straws.


Apparently dragging my bare asshole across the carpet, while locking eyes, is not considered romantic. Live and learn.


I hate listening to modern music redone in the chiptune style. There is something not so great about how the underlying music shines through despite the massive change in style. This is still very much not the Halo Theme I know and love.


World War Z is a damn blast. Im surprised as hell, that Im having so much fun. I also see that Epic raised the price to 30 today, and John Wick is no longer $8. Oh Epic. Also, cant buy the dlc weapons in their store. SMH. Glad I dropped the $20 tho.


I dont care if you feel its a spoiler or not. I dont care if you think the series is silly, or that no one would care. DO NOT SPOIL RECENTLY RELEASED STUFF IN ANYWAY. Respect each other. Throw up a spoiler warning qpost, discuss in the comments.


Pictured: Wes regretting where he let me put it last night, and wondering if he will ever be clean again. Not pictured: Me bursting in two seconds later and taking him again.


Tom Ellis is such a fucking treasure (the whole cast is, but fuck he owns it all), and Im so happy Netflix gave us a fourth season of Lucifer. Please let there be a fifth.


One of my favorite Rise Against songs. I was today years old when I learned it was from The Avengers OST. First heard it live, then ripped it from the b-sides disc (remember those disc things? Also ripping mp3s?) from 2013.


Since having to change my diet (no red meat, or greasy shit at all, let alone the other changes), the pictures I jerk off to sure have changed.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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