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My bad for bitching on all these birthdays. Happy birthday y'all! Fucking got a birthday gang up in here.


Sad as fuck today. But this charming piece cheered me up a bit. Figured I'd share.


What's y'alls favorite animated shows on the air now? Top 3, go!!! For me: 1. BoJack Horseman 2. Voltron 3. Rick and Morty


2 truths and a lie: 1. I love you all. 2. I am a broken shell of the man I once was. 3. I like 3D Zelda more than 2D. Lie exposed in comments.


*hugs everyone while penis slowly falls out of open zipper* I love you all.


Now it's time for some learning:


As I stare into the void, wondering if my soul can ever be redeemed, an itch comes upon me. Using my pinky I slowly sate the devilish feeling, only to realize I didn't wipe after my last poo. Chocolate covered pretzel?


Sometimes I get so tired from fisting my grandma, that I take a nice break and just suck her toes.


When ya slumpin' wit ya boi Archibald, and all of a sudden a unicorn is riding your face, like it's a .25 rocket ship merry go round outside a Food Source.


I tried to order mine at 430am but...


Xcom and Civ on my Vita for a $1 is insane. Insanely awesome. Thanks Birdlog for the humble help.


Sanic Mania looks cool and all, but I want a game based on this:


Pro-tip: Don't get too drunk when jerking off dudes behind Safeway at 3am. That's how you get ants.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 34 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes mostly. The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Now he's a qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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