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I don't always fuck dogs, but when I do... I keep it classy.


Happy birthday to one the sweetest, coolest DTOIDERS ever: Robo Panda Z. You are amazing.


Despite ripping off Arbys, and being silly, I'm pretty excited for Labo actually. Totally playing the robot game like this too.


Huge happy bday wishes to Larx and I guess.... ugh... Wes. I hope you both have an amazing day.


Coming west or not, doesn't matter. Day 1 import for me. So fucking excited.


Is Pokken a good fighting Game? What's it similar to?


I really wish there was a demo for Arms. I love arcade boxing. Looks fun, and has some single player content apparently. But I'm so picky on how fighting games feel. Ugh. Don't want to drop $60 And feel sad. Don't want to keep missing out either tho. FWP


Time to hang up the old dog fucking shoes.


Happy New Years you filthy fucks. Wait... I'm the filthy fuck... WHERE'S MAH DOG!?!


My top games of this year (not in any order): Resident Evil 7 SteamWorld Dig 2 Breath of the Wild aka the first Zelda on any list of mine since MM. Gravity Rush 2 Mario + Rabbids Hand of Fate 2 Games I wished I'd played: P5, Tekken 7 and Wolfe


It's not too fucking often I get disturbed at stuff on the internet... but... damn. That's enough for today. God has left.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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