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Happy birthday On Air Fish. You are a cool fella and the best fish this place has.


Happy birthday to one of my favorite people, and a good friend: Zerotonin.


Happy birthday Dtoid. Thank you Niero, and all the other staff, and community who made this a great place to call home.


Happy birthday Alphadeus. Thank you for all the amazing music you have shared with us, and a huge thank you for all that you have made for us. You're amazing man.


My Target has Tim Tams!!! Super excited. Grabbed 3 packs. Always hear about these things. Delicious.


I'm super addicted to Payday 2 on Switch. Great port (in handheld mode... tv mode... eesh), and I've already ranked up past my Xbox account which I played on for a year. One week... damn. Currently rocking mainly mastermind and tech, with the grinder deck


It's my first real night off in a minute. Sitting in bed playing Payday 2, dabbled in some more Bayo 2. Love it. Gonna throw on some Black Lightning and just fucking chill. Life is alright.


Oh shit! It's Bass' day of birth? Well happy birthday buddy. You are an amazingly nice man, and I'm grateful for all you do around here.


Got this lovely lady in the mail today (bless). Just played the first couple levels... damn. My DmC biased made me miss out on some crazy ass, greatness. So good. So batshit. Love it. Thank you all again so fucking much. Too lazy to fix the pic tho.


Guess my FC is the same, add me if ya don't got me! Love that Ninty keeps our play log, but doesn't have cloud saves. Smh. Oh well fwp. I got a Switch again!!!! Fucking love you all so much.


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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