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Storm's Adventure with Mortal Kombat

Witness another poor decision on my part. Street Fighter IV taught me not to play modern fighting games, or, at the very least, speak my opinion of them in public. Of course, that was before I was able to post to the third larges...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Driver: San Francisco

There it was, on the OnLive console, just calling me. "Please, somebody buy me!" And so I went for it. UPDATE: OnLive is dead. Damn... There is really no reason for me to play this game, other than compare it to a city I recently visi...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Saints Row: The Third

Finally catching up with most of the holiday 2011 titles that I cared about, Saints Row: The Third comes into my life to brighten my day.  It isn't as colorful as Saints Row 2...or as crazy...or as funny...or as expansive...or as good...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Mass Effect 3

Mass Effect 1 and 2. You're welcome. There's not much of a review here.  Well, these were never really reviews...just opinion pieces with yelling. But this time, it's more of an outlet for video and game productions frustrations. I pr...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with OnLive Part 2 & 3

To see Part 1, click here. Here are Parts 2 and 3 of my Onlive series.  Much like the Matrix sequels, there were filmed at the same time. Take what you will from the videos, I have no recommendations, but some have suggested that OnLi...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with OnLive Part 1...

...Batman: Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. Just finishing the title, that's all. It was a little too big for the textbox. Well, I'm not expecting a very positive response on this one (or any of my videos for that matter) because I know...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Skyward Sword

Oh my God. How could I neglect my Destructoid homies?! Especially after spending so much time on those f-ing annotations. I put the annoying links in the video so I didn't have to put the annoying links in the post. See? I DO care! The Leg...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Uncharted 3

This video was ready ages ago. What's my excuse now? Well, I hooked up a new monitor, and that somehow corrupted my Master Boot Record. Go figure. Just another reason why I can't make a video every week. Oh, and to understand the introduct...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Gears of War 3

I don't think this joke will be well accepted, but I already wrote it down, so I might as well run with it. Fun Times with the Lancer 3 is the journey to save Sera, and this video is a journey into copyright infringement. I already enjoyed...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Crysis 2 and Portal 2

Sequel time!  For the originals, here's Crysis and Portal. I've learned my lesson.  Crysis joins the list of franchises I'll never touch again.  That's not to say Crysis 2 was a bad game.  Just a bad all around experien...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever

Now that those other shooters are out of the way, it's time for me to play a few that I wanted give a spin.  And I think this video encapsulates my mantra, "I only look out for numero uno." Bulletstormstormstormstorm, me, me, me, brou...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Halo: Reach and Black Ops

I guess the theme of this video is "I don't like old stuff." And as a Destructoid viewer, I hope you can understand that none of my anger is directed towards you. On top of the list today is Halo: Reach. I believe I've covered the other Ha...

 
 
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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese...Literally

おめでとう、あなたはこの記事を翻訳している。可能性がGoogleの使用に。今私は、いくつかの段落に、この外にドラッグができれば。素晴らしい、段落番号2つの。たぶんここで...

 
 
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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese...Again

Here's a video that was four months in the making.  Well, actually, it was less that one month, but the loss of my job which caused the wait was about three and a half years in the making.  This has bollocks to do with the video,...

 
 
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Storm's Adventures: Storm is turning Japanese

God of War gave me hack and slash fever. I guess I could have caught worse things from Kratos, that dirty sailor. Anyway, I sought to cure it by heading over to eBay and grabbing a Japanese developed and an American developed game full of ...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with Quantic Dream

Specifically, Indigo Prophecy (a.k.a. Fahrenheit) and Heavy Rain.  Sorry, no Omikron: The Nomad Soul this time around. If that first sentence wasn't confusing, then I'm not trying hard enough. Quantic Dream is a French software develo...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with The God of War Anthology Part 2

Two weeks have passed and just as promised, Part 2 of the Adventure with The God of War Anthology is upon us.  Part 1 can be seen here. Another Storm's Adventure first: a PSP game.  God of War: Chains of Olympus looked good ...

 
 
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Storm's Adventure with The God of War Anthology Part 1

  In this episode of Storm's Adventures, we're going way back.  All the way to 2005, the year the original God of War was released.  This is by no means setting any records.  I concluded one episode with a game that too...

 
 
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Storm's Adventures! Bite Me, Mass Effect!

The white knuckle finale of the GISHAOTYA (Games I Should Have Adventured On Two Years Ago) series has finally arrived.  One of the last games released in the year 2007 was Mass Effect and I effectively ignored it because I effectivel...

 
 
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Storm's Adventures! Perfect Dark on XBLA

Cue third person post! Storm was given a lead to the Perfect Dark XBLA remake, and then went bonkers.  Remembering his glory days with N64 (back when he was concerned about homework, not a mortgage), he had to go further and ruin his ...

 
 
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Vtoid: Storm's Adventures in Crysis and Left 4 Dead 2

The adventures for games from two years ago comes into its final stretch, with the PC exclusives Crysis, and the expansion, Crysis Warhead. Computer gaming is a strange and foreign beast to Storm, but the duty to Destructoid calls. Are the...

 
 




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