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It is interesting how outlets like Polygon be like “Do you really want to listen to Martinet YAHOO for an entire movie?” And I’m like, yes! I did that for the games too. It’s not any less outlandish than the Minions with their own brand of gibberi

 
 
 

You know you are a JRPG weeb if you refer to the combat in video games as “Battle system”.

 
 
 

Chain attacks in Xenoblade 3 is the most hypest bullshit ever and aI love it. Atlus should take notes and mold this into the all out attack formula for their press turn system in Persona.

 
 
 

Jennifer Hale is Bayonetta in Bayonetta 3 it seems. Weird they couldn’t at least have gotten a genuine English actor to replace Taylor. RIP old voice.

 
 
 

Disco Elysium becoming prey for the capitalist money ghouls is soooo Disco Elysium.

 
 
 

Here’s the thing though…. their new models are the same as the old ones.


 
 
 
 
 

Finished both AI Somnium Files, and I really like them both especially the second game it’s like John Woo’s Face Off meets Inception. Except unlike the latter this was actually satisfying. Nirvana Initiative somehow succeeded to actually break my mind

 
 
 
 

Dunno know how much y’all know about game development, but I’m an expert! It’s simple. First you apply the graphics in the pod, and let them stir for a while, but not too long! When they are looking brown enough you add sugar and let it cook for 30


 
 
 

Imagine complaining about an unfinished game looking unfinished.

 
 
 

I’m honestly really stoked about those Suikoden remasters. It looks like my kind of JRPG, heavily political and bare minimum of magical gods at the expense of grounded human drama like Yasumi Matsuno’s games.

 
 
 

Sega: waaaat, westerners like samurais? Since when?!


 
 
 
 

Like a Dragon 8 is about Kiryu and Ichiban teaming up to go find and murder the guy who cut the former’s hair.

 
 
 

Love how Kiryu’s return kinda undermines Yakuza 6 even further.

 
 
 

Team Ninja doing a Samurai based game without the supernatural bullshit is dope. I think Tsushima has inspired the Japanese industry that their history, Kurosawa, Inagaki’s trilogy is ripe for video game potential without the crutch of magic. It’s coo

 
 
 

Nice now everyone else gets to play Ishin too. I should finish my playthrough of that.

 
 
 

That might be the worst Fire Emblem protagonist design I’ve seen. And that is saying a lot when Female Byleth is a thing.

 
 
 

FF Tactics Remaster at State of Play please. Let’s get all the Matsuno titles out in the spotlight again.

 
 
 

EAR DAT NOAH? LANZ ‘ANTS SUMTHING A BIT MEATIER

 
 
 

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is Digital Devil Saga meets Final Fantasy XII with some shonen anime to go where everyone is voiced by a character from EastEnders.

 
 
 

I can’t believe the Queen would just spoil the ending of The Crown like this..

 
 


About FakePlasticTreeone of us since 7:26 PM on 01.03.2016

Something, something, something plastic, something, something, tree, something...Radiohead.

Favorite games(Those I can think of anyway):
Final Fantasy Tactics
Tactics Ogre
Persona 3, 4 & 5
SMT: Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2
SMT: Nocturne
Knights of the Old Republic 2
Silent Hill 2 & 3
The Yakuza series
Catherine
Nier & Nier Automata
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Valkyria Chronicles
Metal Gear Solid 2 & 3
Gravity Rush 1 & 2
Virtue's Last Reward & Zero Time Dilemma
Binary Domain
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
Jade Empire
Mass Effect 1
Dragon Age: Origins
Vampire Masquerade: Bloodlines
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Zelda: Wind Waker & Majora's Mask
Thief 2
Hitman Blood Money
Half Life 2
Bayonetta 2
God Hand
Deadly Premonition
inFamous 1 & 2
The Jak & Daxter Trilogy
Sly Cooper Trilogy
Ratchet & Clank - PS2 Trilogy
Banjo & Kazooie
Super Mario World
Psychonauts
The Longest Journey Series
Grim Fandango
Monkey Island 1 & 2
Dishonored 2


 
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