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Holy crap. I just got DS1 done and jumped right into Darksiders 2, and the difference is like night and day. Every nagging issue I had with the first game has been improved on. This is quickly turning into a new favorite.


Why did no one tell me Darksiders was so awesome. It's like if Illidan Stormrage and the Joker played Diablo.


Okay, the format is getting to be a bit cliche, but I'm liking how this is shaping up.


What if in Alien: Isolation 2, Amanda swaps identities with a refugee heading back to Earth, becoming "Anne" and marrying someone named Russ Jordan. They later migrate to LV-426, making Alien 3 an even shittier movie retroactively.


I think I'd like Capcom to release a Resident Evil Collection (at least the first three games and maybe the Director's Cut of 1). I wanna play the originals on my PC, please.


I want to play a video game of an Alternate History (or pre-Disney EU) Luke Skywalker who rebuilds the Jedi, wins with the power of love and mad lightsaber skills, and doesn't afraid of anything. Mara Jade, Ben Skywalker, give us the Luke we crave.


What is wrong with all y'all's families that you can't be in the same room with each other for a few hours? I have more than 20 aunts and uncles, and they're all happy to get together whenever they can. Sort it out. Yeesh. Americans. #thanks


If there were a Dark or Ghost or whatever Pokemon type as a starter, and I could basically just be a necromancer for ghost monsters, then I might play Pokemon. There should be a horde of zombies pokemon.


Pokemon Nurgle.


Fucking hell. A month ago I had a request from an agent wanting to read some of my manuscript. I remember sending it out, but after a month with no reply I checked and it turns out I didn't send it. WTF just kill me now, fuck you 2019.


To those who offered up what they could for my bill-paying emergency, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. If circumstances allow, I'll find a way to make it up to you and/or pay it forward. Thanks again.


I did not believe it would come to this, but like other unfortunates here on Destructoid, I'm making a plea for help. I've been struggling to find work and pay my bills for several months now, and I'm falling way behind. Paypal link in the comments.


I wonder if Death Stranding is a case of an auteur breaking his leash and shitting all over the yard, or Kojima's brilliantly subliminal deconstruction of the most boring, shitty cliches and game-play design ever found in Western "open-world" video games.


Turns out Kojima never actually explains wtf is going on in Death Stranding, the game is just a meta-narrative about how amazing auteur directors are and how the games industry is holding them back.


Okay well Prey started out kind of enjoyable as a distraction but now it's just turned into a grind. Every resource I have is being poured into making ammo and no matter how beefed up my abilities are, the game keeps throwing tanks at me.


I don't have the money to play Outer Worlds but I did buy Prey a while back and it's a decent game. There's zero atmosphere and the Typhon aren't threatening, but it's got all the scavenge-heavy exploration gameplay you could want.


Guys I know you wanna give your hot-take impressions of Outer Worlds but some of us can't afford or have chosen to put off buying the game for whatever reason. Try to keep the play-by-play to a minimum here for the time being.


Mike, I think I left my wallet near your bed. Lemme know if you find it and we'll get birthday brunch.


I am craving a Filet o' Fish. This is where my life is now.


Mortal Kombat XI Trailer: Old Mortal Kombat arcade playing. Scorpion v. Kano. Kano wins. Camera pans down to green gauntlets playing the game. Doom 2016 Title Drop begins playing, Doom Slayer smashes arcade machine; Doom Slayer in MKXI.


I can't. I just... my brain can't take this. https://www.feastoflegends.com/


Hah! Bow down you internet PEASANTS. I've been eating Hawaiian pizza all day while wiping my ass with toilet paper set in the underhand position, and I haven't had one bad thing happen to me all




The only thing that would compel me to play FF7R would be finding out Aeris and Tifa go full lesbian and Cloud gets killed by Sephiroth instead because seriously go dry your wet blanket, Cloud.


Someone should remake Thief: Deadly Shadows... using the Thief 2 engine. Please. Thanks. Nightdive?


About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015

Mike is a crazy, jobless hobo living in his parents' basement.