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Legion: "Are you guys ready to finish this drawn-out, directionless, watered down plot about stopping demons?" Everyone: "FUCK YES." Battle for Azeroth: "JKLOL HERE'S MORE FUCKING GRINDING YOUR KIDS WILL INHERIT YOUR ACCOUNTS JIZZ MONEY IN MY FACE!"

 
 
 

I don't have a Switch, but post in the comments section if Bowser and Peach get hitched. My GF and I are cheering for them.

 
 
 

Some day, somehow, I want a year where Halloween gets all the attention and Christmas can fuck off. I'm sick of seven decade old Christmas songs and Black Friday. I want wall-to-wall horror movie marathons, buckets of sugar, and the Monster Mash.

 
 
 

GodDAMNIT I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CAT

 
 
 

So yesterday was my birthday. And I'd just like to thank the Universe for all that controversy, negativity and celebrity suicide. That... yeah, fuck you for all that.

 
 
 

Happy Birthday, country what got in a fight with Dad and ran away from home and joined the Army and was sort of doing okay but now is suffering just the most cringe-worthy mid-life crisis ever.

 
 
 

Stephen Furst has passed away. You were the greatest Emperor the Centauri Republic ever had.


 
 
 

New Amiibo confirms my Bowser/Peach slashfic as canon.

 
 
 

So far the only game to impress me this year is Metro Exodus, and it is basically Fallout 4 with Giant Yao Guai Mod.

 
 
 
 

So even after fixing the issues preventing me from posting properly on Destructoid, now I can't even comment on other people's qposts because the comment window won't load. Fix your shit, Destructoid.

 
 
 
 

Sadly, this May the Fourth is the first without Carrie Fisher. As Mark Hamill stated, I like to think Carrie is in heaven with a martini in one hand and a bird in the other lovingly pointed out way. Back at cha, you wonderful you.


 
 
 

Happy Easter! Good luck finding those eggs!


 
 
 

So... Thor Ragnarok. It's very... 80's. Um, YEAH!



 
 
 

My friend's pickup--an heirloom of sorts from his grandpa--was stolen last night, but thanks to his wife's exceptional Facebooking and word-of-mouth skills, it was just found. Never underestimate the power of a squeaky wheel, folks. :)

 
 
 

To any fellow Canadians out there, remember Vimy Ridge, and the courage of our soldiers in the First World War. They earned our sovereignty and our eternal respect.


 
 
 

Why do they make gummy candies that look like insects and animals? I don't want my candy to look like something with a pain receptor! My candy should look like something healthy, like fruit! How else am I supposed to enjoy the illusion?!

 
 
 

I think this picture sums up my political position pretty well.


 
 
 

I found Blues Saraceno completely at random, but its the perfect fit for a lover of Weird West. #RandomMusic



 
 
 

I've seen people justify their attacks on Jim Sterling's dislike of weapon degradation by pointing out he doesn't complain about ammo requirements in games. Ignoring the fact that by and large, the guns themselves don't degrade.

 
 
 

People using the Switch [Day 1] "The Switch is pretty great." [Day 7] "BOTW is the greatest game I've ever played." [Day 14] "Jezuz Effing Christsandwich this controller is the worst do the Japanese have little Trump hands gawd-fucking-damnit."

 
 
 

Okay, the button to post images on these Q-posts isn't appearing for me. What the heck, D-Toid.

 
 
 

Roses are reds, violets are listening, chocolate is plotting, poetry is code.

 
 


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