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I wonder if that aging photo app trending all over the internet is collecting facial recognition data nevermind here's my penis when I'm 80.


Sure. #AMA. I promise to be my usual curmudgeonly self.


I hope we see an Alien: Isolation sequel, but at the half-way mark, instead of more grind-level hiding, you get a prototype Pulse Rifle. But you need to lure the xeno to special kill zones, or the acid blood will cause hull breaches.


All these fantasy movies are starting to bleed together.


I love Metroidvanias, but I'll cop to not being the best at them. I just completed Bloodstained and I thought I did pretty good, only to find I have a LOT more to do to get that coveted 100%. I don't think I have it in me.


You can don "Ex Shovel Armor" in Bloodstained. It's kind of touching to see these kind of homages.


So is there some trick I'm missing to the David Hayter boss in Bloodstained because I've been fighting him forever. Anyone who drools "get gud" out of their mouths will die of dickrot.


So Dave Oshry of Dusk fame just teased a game in the vein of Thief: The Dark Project, and now I won't be able to sleep with (t)his giant, throbbing erection.


Yeah Game of Thrones ended badly but remember when Blizzard made Kerrigan a literal angel because they'd completely given up trying to make sense of their plot?


I toss my own salad.




I've got enough spare cash for one game. Can't afford Bloodstained. Amid Evil is an option. I've been curious about Postal 2 since watching the Civvie 11 videos. Any other recommendations?


Happy Father's Day to a petulant dad, a pissy mom, a hardline conservative brother... I just wanted to have a nice dinner and enjoy polite small-talk for a few hours but everyone's chomping at the bit for me to start an argument so fuck it, I'm out.


I'm in the minority, but the more I remember about Final Fantasy 7 the more disappointed I feel. Vapid, one-dimensional characters, a nonsense plot, a directionless villain, and nothing made sense. Cid was pretty cool, though. An actual character arc.


Well E3 is pretty much done. All that's left is for Devolver Digital to jokingly declare they ran over someone's dog in the parking lot and get stalked off-stage by Keanu Reeves.


Well, CD Projekt Red just kicked the hype train into overdrive. Sorry if the thumbnail spoils it.


I'd like to insert the Doom Slayer into a Hideo Kojima game and watch him give absolutely zero fucks in the most monitor-smashing, body-shoving, "drag you by the neck so I can use your ID card because I have no desire to talk to you" manner possible.


Cat pics, huh? So we've achieved the internet's final form. I guess Destructoid can just stop meow.


There's a manga about Jesus and Buddha being roommates in Japan. I don't know if it's just the novelty of the idea or the fact that Jesus looks like a young Tony Stark, but I felt like sharing it with you.


I wasn't ready for the ending. Not at all.


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Well cover me with buboes and wall me up inside my home to contain the spread of infection while I slowly starve and then die, I gots a new blog up! Its about them there microbes, iffin that would be of interest to One more




First gamerDVR stopped uploading my images, now the Xbox screenshotting feature is tired of my They cant stop me from sharing my #Minecraft house! On top of a hill, with a sweetass lookout and deep subterranean dungeon


*CTR Nitro Fueled* Now that its been out for a while what is your general opinion of the Is it just me or did they really up the difficulty? Note Im playing through Adventure mode on Been stuck on Hot Air Skyway forever! Whats your take?

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Wow, cant believe they made a movie about your

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Ive lost a stone in weight (14 Im hoping its more because Ive been trying hard to lose weight and not because Im ill or anything, but yay? Also, Im super antsy this week, and that Still, nearly weekend


Might just throw the Switch under my bed and forget it Im not paying £70 pounds for another set of Joy-Cons, fuck I cant justify that cost at Next time I play my Switch will be when they go on sale I Back to


I want to listen to some pleasant Dont really care what Just light and pleasing to the What do you suggest?



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