Some friends and I started playing Dungeons and Dragons. Despite being a fan of tabletop I haven't had a group to play with in years. But even as we got started one player started derailing it with his obsession with hiding gold up up everyone's ass.

Are you threatening me?

Just watching the UAC and its employees reacting to the Slayer like he's some mix of the Xenomorph, Jason Voorhees, the Predator and Darth Vader has my Icon of Sin rock hard.

Kobra Kai, except it's about a washed-up King Hippo teaching a fat kid how to box.

Sicario 2: Day of the Tentacle

I really don't care. Do u?

Found something worth stirring my cold, apathetic heart for.

Watching EA's presentation:

The "privacy policy notification" jokes are already ten times more annoying than the privacy policy notifications themselves.

I know it's a really popular franchise and the new game is a great success in every way that matters, but can we stop pretending Kratos is a hero with rage issues, when he had no qualms about murdering defenseless innocent people last time you saw him?

A girl I've been with for the longest time broke up with me, more or less on the anniversary of the first time she broke up with me. More in the comments if you can stand it.

Has science gone too far?

Find candy eggs. Eat candy eggs. That wasn't a candy egg. Stay out of the rabbit pen.

So what I've extrapolated from distant observation of internet memes is that Farcry 5 is the same open-world nonsense, has someone writing item descriptions who deserves a much better job, and is buggy as shit. Am I wrong?

I wonder if there's a market for a PUBG-style game set in Bioshock.

Come back in a few months when the Heathstone-Playing Guard from the Overwatch reveal trailer becomes a character. His name is George, pronounced "Geo-rage." Scrape that barrel, Blizzard.

Idea: a real-time RPG starring Gorillaz.

Damn, this looks great.

If Blizzard was serious about charity work they'd donate a portion of their WoW subscription fees, not sell us a $12.50 pet.

Someone on Reddit is PM'ing (what I assume are) The Last Jedi spoilers. Beware.

I'm eating Chinese. That's what normal people do on your weird alien holidays, right? Eat something completely unrelated to it?

#SpiderToid You knew it was coming.

Legion: "Are you guys ready to finish this drawn-out, directionless, watered down plot about stopping demons?" Everyone: "FUCK YES." Battle for Azeroth: "JKLOL HERE'S MORE FUCKING GRINDING YOUR KIDS WILL INHERIT YOUR ACCOUNTS JIZZ MONEY IN MY FACE!"

I don't have a Switch, but post in the comments section if Bowser and Peach get hitched. My GF and I are cheering for them.

Some day, somehow, I want a year where Halloween gets all the attention and Christmas can fuck off. I'm sick of seven decade old Christmas songs and Black Friday. I want wall-to-wall horror movie marathons, buckets of sugar, and the Monster Mash.