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Not only does Batman eat pussy, he trained for two years with a Tibetan hermit to master the Twelve-Tongue Clit-Exploding Flick.


Sipping canned mead, and canned Crown Royal Et Cola while I worry over a friend's wellbeing. #AMA, but leave them out of it.


The only E3 presentation I care to mention.


Phasmaphobia + Hunt: Showdown. A team of 1-6 monster hunters of different classes and builds enters a sprawling map, hunts for clues to a source of great evil, and banishes it. Different modes allow for Masterminds, 1 Big Bad, or 3v3 Hunter v Monsters.


For my #PositivityForward, I nominated You. You is an amazing person, and I know the world doesn't always lend itself to be fair or even kind, but in You I see strength to carry on. I am so happy that my time and space have crossed paths with You.


#BestFightSceneEverToid I'm electing a scene from The Deluge, an atrociously long film (4+ hours) I can't even remember save for this impressively authentic swordfight.


Passed the Mr. Sark smell test. I just need Stephen King tonguing the spine and maybe a pic of the book surrounded by six black guys and I've peaked as an author.


Having the man, the myth, the classic serpentine master Mr Sark spot me on his stream and announce he was buying my book is probably the peak of my literary career so far. Mind blown.


You can't convince me this isn't actual game footage.


"Para opciones en español, presione el número dos."


I laughed for 3-4 minutes. I've been in this situation and knowing I can now blame it on Doctor G-Who pleases me.


Okay, what if Omega isn't a Jango Fett clone, but a Palpatine clone?


First jab this morning. Hope y'all are safe and well.


Got my hands on a new-ish PC built from parts, but like my older PC, which I had to replace with a low-end model, it's suffering all kinds of weird stutters and the internet keeps disconnecting. Does anyone know what might be going on?


Aragorn with the franchise save.


Got a good chuckle out of this.


Itch.io is putting a store app in the Epic Store?


My lock screen. I'm a Magic fan.


Is it #MetalMonday? Or is it a different day? I don't care. Listen to this awesome shit.


About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015

TheIntern is a fiction author that writes under the pen-name M.G. Gallows. He lurks on DToid to hang out with the cool people.