A tip for Dere: When you play Persona 5, it doesn't matter who you romance, this will always be true...

Would like to thank Malthor for making me aware of this. It is truly my Pokémon form.

Started Your Lie in April. It's really well animated and I'm really interested to see where the plot is going, hopefully it doesn't disappoint.

Much like ZombZ I too am a little drunk (he says, 12 tequila shots into an evening) and am therefore inclined to tell you guys that asuch as I say otherwise, you're all gorgeous creatures, at least a solid 6/10 all round.

Started reading One Piece. Currently have four volumes in the mail and five more in my Amazon Basket waiting for pay day. I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed, you're not my mum.

So this happened.

Hellblade is an interesting experience so far. Really enjoy the combat, finding instadeath puzzles to be a little trite, thematically it's really engrossing. Highly recommend people give it a go.

Drunk Limo is friendly Limo. You are all beautiful creatures and I wish I had the love, ability and uterus to carry all of your children. As it stands I'll simply adopt you all into one tea drinking, crumpet loving family.

Just found out my girlfriend makes her hot chocolate with water only, no cream or milk at all. I've been with her for over five years and I find out about this atrocious taste now?

My signature chat up line.

We have all learned that opinions are like assholes: They are all pretty shitty and you shouldn't rub them in people's faces even if it feels good.

Unpopular opinion: Mayo is better than ketchu... Oh wait I guess you could say it's not an unpopular opinion anymore.

Went to a baby shower the other day, there was no baby nor a group showering. Misnomers are horrible.

Perfect.

Team Mayo won huh? Looks like it is now finally acceptable to have mayo with anything so I offer Team Ketchup this gift.

Happy birthday Gaj my man. Sending you some love (semen) in an envelope along with an emoji pillow, a copy of Ride to Hell Retribution and a Minion body pillow because I love you that much. (Seriously though bud, have an amazing day).

Carried GameManiac in Titanfall 2 this evening. Was a pleasant experience and hopefully sometime more of you guys can hop in and show both of us how it is done. Until then, GM will have to bow to me.

Turns out for one day only ESPN is bringing the fictional channel "ESPN 8 The OCHO" to TV. As a Dodgeball movie fan I couldn't help but giggle with glee despite having no vested interest in the channel.

Playing Murdered: Soul Suspect. Actual image of the guy in charge of the story:

Anniversary with my lady today. Twas a pleasant evening after I got off of work early. Rented out a private cinema screen for us to watch My Neighbour Totoro together then had Chinese food to top it off. I need more anniversaries.

The Adaptation: Improvements to a Troubled Type of Creation

So I'm doing something a little unorthodox for my Bloggers Wanted piece. Turns out it'll be finished tomorrow, the last day that the blog runs for. Talk about cutting it close.

I'm not part of the Splat Fest but I like both Mayo and Ketchup. So yes, that means I do this:

Would this be considered NSFW or just "A day in the life of Hypno" ?

One day, FakePlasticTree will overstep his mark as our leader and invite one too many newbies onto the CotW team. It'll be up to us, his fellow CotW users, to remind him of his duty to the Comments of the Week. Then a new arc in this anime can begin.