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I am in the middle of nowhere and Rage 2 decides to de-spawn my vehicle. This game is really trying my patience.


Decided to replay A Short Hike but my girlfriend's dog is not pleased as he thinks I should be fussing him instead.


I have seven villagers in my town and I hate five of them. It certainly doesn't help that they're all starting to repeat dialogue at me like Nintendo are pushing a gun into the back of their head telling them to "Act cute."


Ugh. I bet he likes Resident Evil Umbrella Corps unironically because he's trash.


Good for social distancing and also Smash Bros. tournaments


Bloody shame but I think I'm just done with Animal Crossing. I'm literally forcing myself to play it at this point just to see whether anything has progressed or whether I like it after another day has passed.


Any help with Animal Crossing and it's bullshit RNG would be really appreciated by the way. 578 fish - No stringfish, sturgeon or Coelacanth. 203 bugs caught. 1 tarantula has spawned in that whole time. Gondor calls for aid.


What is the one big piece of your gaming backlog that you're trying to finish while under lockdown? For me it's going to be either Dragon Quest 11 or Trails of Cold Steel. I'm playing them alongside FF9 ... All for the first time ever.


Quarantine is for a few months. Doom is Eternal. Time to sink my teeth into this bad boy.


Turns out I was 45 minutes from being done with Judgement. Overall a good game dragged down by a rather sparse open world, a lacking open world, poor boss design and a rather poor juggling of tone. Great characters though. Probably a 6 or 7 out of 10.


I hope you're all handling everything okay and that quarantine hasn't driven you to insanity yet. Just gotta keep on keeping on.


The weather in Animal Crossing has been awful (rain for four days straight). Meanwhile, I'm quarantining and outside the sun has been shining since last Friday. My virtual escape has abandoned me.


I've been hunting bugs and fish and half of the critters available haven't even spawned in for me. I've seen people with grasshoppers and sturgeons and such hike I'm stuck on carp and stink bugs. The RNG is wearing me down.


I'm so glad so many people will be able to play the Nier game with the best story. Day one buy from me. Now if I could have Persona 1-4 remade in the Persona 5 engine 2020 would be even better from a gaming perspective.


The title is definitely still applicable


A game about stripping resources from an island with no real plan in place or actual end game other than earning money? Decided to make my Animal Crossing game feel more like home.


Had a conference with my CEO, Director of Offices and Director of South West London. I've been popped on paid leave until May 31st, upon which point we hope we can start working again. I'm coming for my backlog now.


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5