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So DinoSir and I need a third person for our podcast to discuss Persona 5. GameManiac doesn't want to play it because he is a bitch. Therefore, we need a guest speaker to come on in his stead. You'd have to be okay with touching butts.


Afterparty just looks so damn good. I kind of wish it was being released this year, but whatever, I can wait. I just wish my boner would go down.


Tried playing Metal Gear Solid 2 for the first time in years. Didn't go well.


When I sit at home alone and I hear what sounds like footsteps upstairs, I always wonder whether it's the house expanding, ghosts actually showing they exist or whether its just GameManiac waiting to come down and introduce himself.


Really happy to find these classy games sitting in the loft at my old house as well as a Classic Xbox. Simply astounded they weren't thrown away.


GalleryToid Episode 3: Dead Space Featuring DinoSir. Honestly, this discussion broke me a little and the way I reacted to both of my co-hosts opinions was because I genuinely didn't see it coming. Dead Space... Bloody Dead Space.


Time for Annihilation. Garland is swiftly becoming a name to watch.


Playing Overwatch again and I forgot how conditionally good the game is. Playing with randoms is a hellish experience. Awfully dull level design is also an issue. Plus the repetitive nature of an online only game. But besides those things I am enjoying it


Deakins won his Academy Award for Blade Runner 2049. Deservedly so because the film should have its photo-stills hanging in a gallery somewhere.


I bought Super Mario Odyssey. What a great fucking game that is I'm genuinely hooked. This is the first Mario game that I've ever played and it's a breath of fresh air from most titles I've played over the past few months


I have just got all my birthday presents this evening and I cried when I received this from my entire family (it's been a tough few weeks). Honestly one of the best gifts I've received and the only time my family have ever bought me a console.


One hour left of my birthday. The day has been pretty good overall.


I wrote a thing for Bloggers Wanted yesterday. Check it out. Or don't. I won't cry, promise.


Happy birthday to Vxxy and Czar, you're both wonderful people and I hope your days were or are filled with presents, good food and alcohol.


I come on this morning and see Hypno has joined that Black and White gang I am so fearful of.


Playing games with great cinematography tickles that cinema-lover in me; People miss the point when they say that they want to make "cinematic" games. There's more to cinema than photorealism and hackneyed-plots.


Saw Black Panther and it was fine. A solid 7/10. The racial topics go from one extreme to the next; one moment it's a question of the benefits of isolationism... The next "slavery is very very bad" ad nauseum. Thanks film, didn't know that last part.


Just keep shilling. Just keep shilling. Just keep shilling, shilling shilling. (GM has a gun to my head, plz watch, link in comments.)


Roses are red. Violets are blue. If I met you guys in public, I'd probably f*** you. (Or take you out for a nice meal, depends on whether you're a Mike or a Malika).


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree