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Found Soulbow's cheesecake: Mountain Dew flavour with Doritos as a crunchy base.


 
 
 

Two years later and Monster Hunter World is finally beaten. Thank you to everyone who dragged me to this point and allowing me to finally defeat my gaming white whale.


 
 
 

Delays are inevitable. Except for Doom. Doom is eternal.


 
 
 

I know that Smash fans are against anime characters being in Ultimate, but I'd actually love it if this guy was included. If you could pick one anime or manga character for the next Pass, whomst would you include?


 
 
 

Saw that Mindhunter Season 3 was being blasted my way in Twitter. "Sweet," I thought. "When's the release date." And then I saw the tweets.


 
 
 

Plague Tale Innocence checked off my list. Perfectly fine game that hits it's stride in Chapter 3, then loses its way in Chapter 13. Solid stealth, great world, undercooked characters, poor ending and a villain that is laughably one note. About 7/10.

 
 
 

Wow eight Fire Emblem characters. Can't help but respect his love and bias for the series at this point.


 
 
 

I see literally only one option here.


 
 
 

The only way I can apparently beat Monster Hunter World is to hide in a corner while other people beat the Elder Dragons for me. 10/10 would recommend.


 
 
 

Turns out Death Stranding is good. Weird. The ending was super satisfying and I appreciate that 99.9% of the plot is wrapped up. Everyone gives great performances though the open world is thinner than BotW's is. 7.5/10

 
 
 

Don't let my awful opinions distract you from the fact Gus called Shaun of the Dead a bad movie.


 
 
 
 

I've finally realised that all the characters in the movie 'Cats' are actually Schrödinger's Cats and are both alive and dead at the same time. Whilst also being gassed to death in a box.

 
 
 

Adam Sandler deserved a damn Oscar nomination.


 
 
 

When you lose all of your available saved data on a JRPG and have to start those 100 hours again.


 
 
 

Read an interview with the cast of 'Spaced'; if you haven't seen it yet please do yourself a favour and watch one of the best written comedy shows to have ever come out of my tiny little country. Up there with Garth Marenghi and Father Ted.


 
 
 

'You're laughing, I bought the Pokémon Sword and Shield pass and you're laughing at me.'


 
 
 

Just hit a particular part of Death Stranding and urm... Wow. What the fuck.

 
 
 

My new job is great and all but I have at least learned I'll never be a morning person.


 
 
 

Drunk Limo says he loves you and with his love comes eternal cursed images.


 
 
 

Playing Death Stranding. I think my thoughts on it will probably be how I feel about Terrence Malick movies: I don't like 'em but can't help but respect the auteur vision behind it.

 
 
 

Five least favourite games 2019 in order: Control, Dollhouse, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, WWE 2K20, Left Alive. All worth playing even if it's to experience them for yourself. Left Alive should have been left in a ditch though.

 
 
 

Just realised the first game I beat in the year 2000 was Pokémon Blue and the last game I beat in 2019 was Pokémon Shield. At first I was disappointed I didn't play something meatier but that's actually a nice way to round out the decade.


 
 
 

Thank you all for being here, as a part of this community. This decade has been better for me having known you. You may think my opinions are shit or that I'm a shitty person, but I love you all and I'll see you in 2020.


 
 
 

Soulbow is a beautiful boy and even though I give him shit he's a truly good soul and, much like me, played Siege before it was cool. Happy birthday you little asshole.

 
 


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:


2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5
 
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