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If someone is involved in a peek-a-boo accident, make sure to take them to the I.C.U


He would have hated the Jedi so much.


It won a lot of Oscars I heard.


Before They Are Hanged. Magnificent second entry, and builds upon its predecessor wonderfully. I found myself amazed that Jezel, Logen and Ferro's chapters outshone Glokta's for the most part. Also the cynical British sense of humour shines throughout.


Finished Heavensward. Great dungeons, average story, really frustrating pacing. Solid 7.5/10 experience but nothing particularly special. Ishgard is gorgeous however, and has heavy Yharnam vibes. Onto Stormblood.


Our own DToid user Cathedral nabbed these for me and so far, I'm loving Before They Are Hanged and eager to read them both before the end of the month. Thank you again Cathedral. You are a light amongst the community despite your short time among us.


A totally unbiased opinion for you


Finished 'The Poppy War.' What starts off as a basic, YA high-school arc descends into war crimes, assassination attempts, human experimentation and the like. Brutal, and critical of all violence in warfare, it's a tough but worthwhile read.


Dragon Quest 11 is batshit insane and the writing only gets more ludicrous the further in I go.


Had to explain to my niece what the difference was between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Specifically that the people of Dubai don't like t he Flintstones, while the people of YabuDhabi Dooooooooo.


Any tips on grinding in Dragon Quest 11? Currently underlevelled for a boss das they swipe me every time regardless of difficulty. I've found the game to be super grindy so far, so any advice on how to cut it down to a minimum would be great.


Finished The Blade Itself. What a ride. I am aching to read the second and third entry. Logen is a great protagonist and badass as hell, but I'll be damned if Sand Dan Glokta isn't one of the best characters I've read in some time.


A well-crafted look at my favourite game of 2019. I'm so excited for the console release.


These bad boys came today. Going to try and devour them during lockdown.


Being depressed isn't just a mindset. It's a way of life in the UK right now. Bungling the vaccine = Zero sympathy from me.


My brother's gift has arrived. Finally, an author that doesn't use subtext.


Top 25 of all time... for now at least. I'll probably edit it even further, and the Top 10 constantly change anyways. The things I do when I'm anxiety riddled and sleep deprived. [Ordered 1-25, top to bottom]


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

'Sup fools, it's me, ya basic British boy.

Been on Destructoid for five years and counting now, but have been reading for this wholesome site since November 2010.

The community has welcomed me despite being as cynical as one can get, and for that I will always be grateful.
Despite my seemingly hard front, I'm a softie at heart and will always give you the time of day, whether it be on Destructoid, Discord or if I'm fortunate enough to be carried by you in an online game.

Story-driven games are my forte, along with horror games, RPG's and FPS games.
To be honest, I'm someone who will play absolutely anything I can get my hands on; I believe you can find excellent games in the strangest of places.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5: The Royal

2018 - Return of the Obra Dinn

2019 - Disco Elysium