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Happy birthday Panda, hope you have a day thats as amazing as you are!


Turns out the weapons that broke like cardboard in Breath of the Wild were actually just a sly advertisement for Labo.


Happy birthday Wes, you're an asset to the community and one of the loveliest gentleman I know. Hope you have a great day man.


I love that, since the community banded together to make GameManiac watch The Emoji Movie, he hasn't been as much of a heathen for fear of being forced to do things by QPost peer pressure.


Final Fantasy XV Royal (Complete) Edition. All the Season Pass content and new dungeons (Insomnia ruins), an expanded map, first person mode, a driveable boat... Never saw this coming.


Can finally write my Gameplay Vs Story Blog (and get yelled at) and my Games of the Year Blog (and get yelled at). Gonna be a great time.


Can't even play the DBFZ Beta because of dreadful servers. My experience all day has been looking at a menu screen. This gentleman below streamed his experience for over an hour


Saw Coco yesterday and the end made me misty eyed. My girlfriend was a weeping mess. Damn what a great movie, Pixar has still got it.


Dark Souls Remake: Dedicated servers, the DS3/BB password system, no new assets, now new animations, no DS3 combat system (which is a bummer because the engine has aged a lot), no improvement on rushed areas such as Izilith. Not sure how I feel now.


Just started watching 'The Thick of It' (the series that 'Veep' is based off of) and am instantly in love with it. Everyone is such a massive twat and yet I can't help but love them. Also, Malcolm Tucker is life.


The one thing that I kind of dislike about the Dark Souls 1 remake is the lack of an improved (read more fluid) combat system, especially after how great Bloodborne and DS3's were. However, I'm still gonna buy 3 copies like the dirty consumer I am.


The Twitter account for Cyberpunk 2077 just tweeted for the first time in over four years... I'm a happy bunny that it's still actually happening.


Night in the Woods completed... For the first time at least. Gonna play it again and do the multiple routes that I'd left unexplored. I'm amazed at how much narrative stuff you can miss in this game.


Finished Wolfenstein: The New Colossus today. Very good game; pure alt-history sci-fi craziness from beginning to end, with a script, performances and direction that are all excellent.


My partner is on the final 9 episodes of Breaking Bad (she's watching it for the first time) and told me she thinks "Hank arrests Walt and Jesse uses evidence to lessen his own charges and gets back with Andrea." It was hard not to laugh at her optimism.


What's that? Modders are bringing Fallout: New Vegas (the best one) to Fallout 4 (the worst one)? Count me in. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2018/1/6/16858326/fallout-new-vegas-fallout-4-mod


Some games you might have forgotten released in 2017 (and some I wish I could forget about): Lawbreakers, The Surge, Tales of Berseria, Berserk: Band of the Hawk, That's You!, Ghost Recon Wildlands, Need for Speed Payback.


We've lost some great community members and gained others in 2017. Regardless of who is here, I couldn't ask for a better community to be a part of, despite how much I don't get to interact with everyone. Thank you for being you. Happy new year.


Night in the Woods is striking a chord with me the second time round more than the first. Maybe it's because of how poor the second half of my year has been, but it's intimate moments are hitting home a lot more. This is making my GotY blog harder.


So, what game/s this year do think deserves better coverage or attention? What underrated gems did you fall in love with? For me: Night in the Woods, Doki Doki, Sexy Brutale, Pyre and Last Day of June. Also Troll and I.


Black Mirror is finally here. Just what I need after beating Nier, more questions about my existence and whether life is worth it. The first episode alone is all kinds of f****d up.


"Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind." ~ The Twelfth Doctor. Yeah that's right, I still watch Doctor Who like the dweeb that I am. It's better than watching Big Bang Theory or Two and a Half Men.


Just beat Nier: Automata. What an experience. Second favourite Yoko Taro game only to the original Nier. Regardless, my Top 5 games of the year are going to be hard to choose from this time around.


Is Monika worth i... Yes. Only Monika. Just Monika.


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

I may also be a slight sociopath with a long history of violence against anyone who crosses me. Plus I have a German bodyguard. I call him Hans.

I made one part of that up, have fun guessing which.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Deadly Premonition

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree