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Started The Evil Within 2 and Shadow of War. Spoiler: Evil Within 2 is better. Way better.

 
 
 

It's my dad's wedding today, so of course I've woken up with the flu and am just gushing mucus from every orifice. I'm GameManiac's wet dream (well more than I normally am at least).

 
 
 

Nioh has broken me physically. I've been on the same boss for five days now and my death total has outdone even Umi Bozu. Let it be known that White Tiger was the boss that has probably made me stop playing.

 
 
 

Just got back from Blade Runner 2049. Wow. Just wow. I am amazed this was even allowed to be made in this day and age. The highest compliment I can give it is that it made making a film look easy. Well done to all involved.


 
 
 

This is what this year of releases has done to me. That and my lack of self-discipline.


 
 
 

My girlfriend has now started the process of becoming a vegan. More meat for me! (Addition; TheLimoMaker is currently seeking a new life partner, apply in the comments).


 
 
 

Lord and Saviour of Destructoid this Halloween season.


 
 
 

Every time Dere boots up his PS4 I always have the image of him doing this.


 
 
 

That'll teach him, you power bomb them, not piledrive them.


 
 
 

Cuphead. You're real good. I like you. Keep being good.

 
 
 
 

Saw my best friend today for the first time in two months (joys of adulthood and responsibilities) and I wonder sometimes whether my girlfriend gets jealous of our love. Is it real friendship though, if you aren't a little comfortable together?


 
 
 

I love the fact that Yakuza teaches me things while I play; interesting beverage facts, TV showbiz jargon, where to buy used underwear from Japanese schoolgirls...

 
 
 

I've discovered that playing 'Troll and I' is better with a beverage.


 
 
 
 

Attempt 246. I have accepted failure.


 
 
 

Started counting the number of tries I have had against this boss. I'm up to 71.


 
 
 

Starting my end of year list and it's doubly difficult. I don't wanna choose.


 
 
 

Actual representation of what playing Nioh is like. What games have you played that feel soul crushing to play?


 
 
 

Hypno and Malthor. The erotica is strong.


 
 
 

My girlfriend asked what Bojack Horseman and Rick and Morty were. It's almost midnight but my response was the same as it always would have been.


 
 
 

I can't decide which game I hate more: The Surge or Ghost Recon Wildlands. That being said, Troll and I is still worst game of the year by a country mile.

 
 
 

Genuinely curious: Are there any segments in media (games or films) that freaked you out as a kid and still do to this day? Randomly thought of it as my girlfriend is watching Roger Rabbit and I forgot how much this guy freaked me out.


 
 
 

Only just seen that there are some birthday boys today. Hope you have/have had a great day.


 
 


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

I may also be a slight sociopath with a long history of violence against anyone who crosses me. Plus I have a German bodyguard. I call him Hans.

I made one part of that up, have fun guessing which.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:


2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Amnesia The Dark Descent

2011 - To the Moon

2012 - Far Cry 3

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree
 
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