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Yo Neo. You're doing great things for charity today despite it being your birthday. Hope you have a great day buddy and get some good shit.


I can't wait until the end of the month to become Delivery Daryl.


Actually a really well thought out and interesting review.


Finally watched Parasite (Bong Joon-Ho) and damn did it not disappoint. Probably my favourite movie of the year by a country mile and my favourite Joon-Ho movie. You can feel the love of cinema just by watching it. Highly recommend you go in blind. 10/10.


Just showed the girlfriend 'There Will Be Blood' for the first time. Still one of my personal favourites and she adored the performance from Daniel Day-Lewis (because why wouldn't she). The climax might be one of the best in all of cinema.


Wow. Just saw that Reddit thread on the issues plaguing Sword and Shield and hoo boy, that is super worrying for the quality of the games: The texture pop-in, no GTS (to promote House) and the lacking Dex. Oh and 'high quality animations.'


After going through some tough financial stuff (sold all my Switch games to buy food) I now have a job, earning more than I have before and my meds are kicking in. Not perfect, nothing is, but it's better. Hope y'all are doing well and surviving <3


My girlfriend decided to look up 'Hannibal' fan-fiction. She regretted the decision naturally.


Movie Pitch Idea #6: H.P Lovecraft's 'Rats in the Walls' written and directed by Robert Eggers (The Lighthouse/The Witch)


Movie Pitch Idea #5: Super Smash Bros. movie written and directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (Spider-Verse; Lego Movie)


A Breath of the Wild Pokémon game. A man can dream.


Prins is making me play a London-based, Jack the Ripper dating game for Extra Life, and if you want to come watch my suffering please feel free to drop by.


Chris understands that Asuka and Sane are best girls. Therefore he deserves the happiest of birthdays. Hope you've had a good one dude.


Movie Pitch Idea #4: Reboot the Planet of the Apes movies but with David Cage writing and directing.


Movie Idea Pitch #3: The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy being remade but with Denis Villeneuve directing them all.


My girlfriend: 'Are you going to be okay when I go away with my family, like you aren't just going to sulk that I'm gone and play online with your Destructoid friends right?'


Movie Idea Pitch #2: Sequel to Dredd (2013) but it's Tommy Wiseau as Dredd


Movie Idea Pitch #1: Remake all 'Best Picture' Academy Award winning movies from the last ten years, but recast every role to be played by Nicolas Cage


Bojack Horseman Season 6 Part 1 shows the writers never fail to amaze; it feels so natural in its wrapping of loose ends. I think to myself 'Huh, this is all leading to a really lovely ending.' Then Episode 8 happens. And my stomach sank like a stone.


And I thought the writing in Outer Worlds was good; Afterparty is Oxenfree writing x10. Good stuff.


ZerOtOnin just gifted me a PSN card for Afterparty and he made me laugh like a fucking moron on public transport. So thank you you beautiful bastard.


Me: My most anticipated game of the year Afterparty is out now Also me: Can't afford luxury items right now because I'm out of my job *Cuts kidney out*


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

Hello there. I'm insane. From England.
I love what you've done to your carpets.

The horror genre means a great deal to me (mainly as they give me excellent ideas on how best to dispose of my ex-girlfriend) and I have expressed my love for the genre in countless blogs which must be especially grating for the other members of Destructoid to read but, eh, f*** it.

I mainly game on the Playstation 4 and you are more than welcome to connect with me on there if you want but, if you're new here, interact with me a bit first because, believe me, I'm an acquired taste.
Well, acquired taste... Wanker.
Tomato, tomato.

As for some of my favourite games, they range from Silent Hill 2, Okami, Deadly Premonition, To the Moon, Undertale, Bloodborne, Bioshock... I will play anything as I find joy in the strangest of places.

Anyhow, if you actually read this (which nobody does anymore), don't ever feel afraid to start a conversation with me in the comments or on discord. I will give anyone the time of day.
So long as you aren't French of course.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2005 - Shadow of the Colossus

2006 - Okami

2007 - BioShock

2008 - Call of Duty: World at War

2009 - Batman Arkham Asylum

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5