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After 4 years, 10s of thousands of comments, and plenty of blogs and forum posts back in the day, I think it’s time to go. I’ve made multiple attempts to reconnect here over the past year, and it just hasn’t worked out. See all you lovely folks arou


i pray every morning and every night for animal crossing switch. i sacrifice a cow in a massive bonfire every day for animal crossing switch. i drive a stake through the hearts of the heretics for animal crossing switch


ground pounding question mark boxes in Mario games makes coins spill out faster because the boxes are canonically bottoms


Father Finally Reunited With His Son After Heroic Return From World War II (1946, colorized)


happy pride month to everyone here it’s relevant to!


say what you will about no man's sky, but at least its pretty!


we already have hyrule warriors and fire emblem warriors but STILL no dynasty warios, wtf nintendo


I would bet $100 that the ending of Detroit: Become Human is the main character staring into the camera and saying like “Now I have truly become human”


people are upset that the new game in the FPS franchise where you can jump off a skyscraper in a jeep and not get so much as a scratch and revive people in 2 seconds after they get launched 20 feet by an RPG is unrealistic


just got kicked from George Bush’s fortnite squad after saying he should be a pro at dropping tilted towers


if lgbt people are so “inclusive” and “tolerant” explain to me this!!!why did they yell at me when i said the G should stand for Gamer.,


Someone just told me he’s going to start forcing everyone to switch to digital clocks. Not on my watch!


Two and a Half Men (2003-2015) is an American television sitcom taking place after Thanos invaded a Five Guys fast-food joint.


i have decided to boycott Pokémon until they bring back the original, far superior absolute unit pikachu


been spending a lot of time thinking about this Garfield comic


just can’t see myself continuing to work for my boss after what he just said about me. i’m gonna have to just leave this place. uggh. i can’t believe he’d say something so awful


finally playing Motion Sickness Simulator (Gravity Rush) and Kat is the cutest video game protagonist ever oh my god




to those fools who think im just having a goof on this here website (presses button on wristwatch & a tiny pair of shades launches onto face) I’m Not


i kinda want to change my username and header to do a bit more of a hard reset...already deleted most of my old blogs and all that. soooo any ideas?


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Maneater"Ooooo here she comes (totally original subheader, do not steal)"


Signs of the Sojourner"Finding the Truth"


Minecraft Dungeons"Bring the family"


Fury Unleashed"Rage Unbridled"


Huntdown"Dying ain't much of a living"


Gorn (PlayStation VR)"Are you not entertained?"


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Can Destructoid please clarify its position on posts about the protests? I had left a perfectly reasonable - if critical - comment on another persons post but it has been No violence, no rudeness, just my opinion on the escalation of violence


Im level 26 someone send help I cant


The Scions reaction to shadowbringers villains motivations:


How many games do you have on the go at once? I usually do two maybe three? I like one main course and then a palette cleanser, quick splash So I have Dark Souls and then something more immediate / less (Animal crossing doesnt count)


Can someone explain to me how holding up a fedex truck at gun point protests against police brutality? This senseless rioting and looting has to fucking


So James Chen is hosting a beginner/amateur SFV tournament on And Ultradavid couldnt commentate with him, so hes commentating with himself in two voices, arguments and This shit is fucking golden! But also its a really cool


Ill be replaying this before trying out Mighty Number


I didnt know Xenoblade DE has a first person Now I do and I care about that game Damn

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Before this month ends, join me for the last VF5FS session of May! Its time for more of Virtua Fighter Takeover!



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