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Mike Martin is okay. Best news I will get today.


Don't care if you think he's great or garbage. This is just well fucking done.


This is my ninja in Final Fantasy XIV. His raid gear makes him look like a Eurotrash barge captain so instead I went with Riverboat Gambler. I try to ignore that his long hair clips through his collar. I really, really try.


You know, looking at Mario wearing a sombrero I feel like some asshole is going to bitch about cultural appropriation. Sigh. I hope not. But I can just see it being a thing.


I'm so happy for Metroid fans out there. My friends are elated at the new game. Glad to see Nintendo learned from their mistakes with Federation Force and listened to the fans. Good show, Nintendo. *Golf Clap*


Saw this and thought about you, Game. Thanks for occupying that space in my mind.


OrochiLeona always wishes us a safe and happy weekend. That's so nice. Always makes me smile and feel good. Thanks for that, buddy. You're awesome.


UK Dtoiders, tell me about this election that's going on right now. Is this good or bad for y'all?


I'd like to give a shout out to Gus TT Showbiz. Between the username and your comments, you have cracked me up a whole lot. Thanks for that, buddy.


Hi. I'm just taking a break from Twin Peaks to say that a corn dog is not a sandwich. That's all. The end. Have a good night.


I'm not well-versed enough in metal to contribute significantly to #arbitrarymetaltuesday However, this is one of my favorite Thin Lizzy songs about Ireland and swords and shit.


Mike Pence looks like the first two seconds after that old Nazi drank from the wrong cup in Last Crusade.


I'm watching new Twin Peaks right now. That's the most amazing feeling. Then, the Dark Crystal later this year. It's just an amazing time to be aware:




Hero Complex Gallery is having a black light show this Friday. This is Dan Mumford's entry. Already setting aside a frame for it.


Listening to Ministry in my office and working on a Collection Development Policy. Life is a pleasant experience some days.


It warms the knotted pine sphere that lays in my chest to see y'all ask about each other.


About Occamsone of us since 7:53 PM on 02.11.2009

I am a Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.

Well that certainly sounded dramatic.

I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.


This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.

This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?

I was recently gifted with a Dtoid card. Its hard to put into words how much this means to me that I am finally a playing card.

I am the God King of my Heart.

Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.

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