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Saw the new Suspiria today. I quit liked it. Felt more like a reimagining than a remake and I enjoyed where it went. Plus, I'll watch anything Tilda Swinton does.
CJ showed me this. Now I finally have a Spider-Man I can call my own.
Flanx, you are one of the people I think about when I envelop my heart in the warmth and love that is Destructoid. I hope your day is filled with warmth and laughter and love. Happy birthday!
Goth with medical forearm crutches: the shirt. If God is real then this is what I want her to look like. #shirtoid
Kim Davis, the human equivalent of stepping on a needle in a K-Mart parking lot, lost her job as Kentucky County Clerk. If you recall, she was the garbage monster who in 2015 refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples.
Chris represents the best of us. He's the epitome of kindness and compassion. We are better for knowing him and the community is lifted up by his presence. Happy birthday my dear friend.
If anyone has a spare Fallout 76 code for the PS4, I would like that very much. I'd also like to see nude pictures of Angela Lansbury.
Happy birthday, churros! You help make this house a home and it's been such a pleasure getting to know you here. I hope your day is filled with love and laughter.
Halloween happened.
Put up some new art in the living room.
Just got out of Spirited Away. Such a good film. Makes my heart warm.
Ladies and gentlemen, the new tuxedo t-shirt. #Shirtoid #BandNames #FAKENEWS #EatingAintCheating #DooDooPie
Teepublic is a wonderful source of inspiration for all things terrible and sincere.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the corona of peak socks and sandals. Please put your sweater vests on and prepare for ascension into the land of eternal Hallmark movies.
Took a trip down memory lane and remember the Halloween Mcnugget toys McDonald's did in the 90's. I used to scramble to get these things. No clue if McDonald's still does this kind of stuff but it was fun as a kid.
The VR game I've wanted since it was a thing has finally been made. As a museum nerd, this is catnip to me.
Sitting at a bar sipping a Black and Tan. If it were 3pm and I was reading a book this would be perfect.
Found Joey Ramone at the torture museum this weekend.
McFarlane Toys is bringing back the Movie Maniacs line as well as Tortured Souls! I adored the Hellraiser-inspired toy line back in the day!!!!
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I am a Community Moderator for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.
Well that certainly sounded dramatic.
LOL Andy was here LOL
Well that certainly sounded dramatic.
LOL Andy was here LOL