Man, I’d give a killer handjob for a fair corn dog right now.
Neronium, you are such a nice guy and you make me smile all that time. You are a constant source of joy and I am so happy to be able to celebrate your birthday!
This is what Tom Hanks dreamed of when he worked for that toy company in Big.
All this council talk makes me want to give out decoder rings again. I love this place.
Finally watched Lil Nas X’s new video. Holy shit, that was awesome. Like a To Wong Foo fever dream. What an utter delight.
In what I can only describe as a pivotal moment in my life, I had beer delivered to my house today. Teenage me would be so proud.
Happy birthday Fake Plastic Trees and Ooktar. Y’all are an intrinsic part of this place and it’s a pleasure to know y’all.
Finished Justice League. It was much better than the first one. Snyder still committed all his usual sins that make me roll my eyes. But I didn’t hate it and for me, that’s a win.
Halfway through the Snyder cut and the Xena music that plays every time Wonder Woman does anything is hilarious. Zack Snyder coming through with the nuance of a dump truck.
Help me out, Dtoid family. What is 4:3 ratio and why is everyone mad at Justice League for it? Because y’all should be mad at Justice League for having Lois break her arm during Karl-el’s handjob nut. That was both gratuitous and unnecessary.
I cannot adequately express the joy I feel right now. I’ve wanted a figure of Greta since I was a child. #Toytoid