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Tazar Tirade 01: Gamers are to Blame

This is an idea I've had for a while. It's been tough coming up with something to write about that deserves to be numero uno for this column, but I think I found it. Enjoy I'm an angry gamer. Take from that what you will, whether you've...


The Club Achievements: Hey Ha-ha's! Beat This!

So I was checking out Xbox360Achievements.org earlier today and noticed they had added the achievement lists up for not only Lost Odyssey, but they also had the achievements for The Club as well. Although I didn't particularly care for ...


How Rock Band Could Rock Even More

I love Rock Band. A lot. Rock Band is probably one of my all time favorite games. It's almost infinitely accessible to gamers and nongamers, the customization truly makes it a unique experience, and the songs that are included are a he...


Thank you Communitoid!

Words cannot express the surprise and joy that I was feeling yesterday afternoon. This December, let alone this year, has been an extremely hard one for tha yoot. I've been fired, evicted, almost killed(from a car accident), almost killed...



That's right, Dtoid Loyal. I, the one and only Yoot, have decided to loan out my good name and reputation to the highest bidder, and offer my valid, honest, unbiased opinion on whatever derivative dribble they push out onto an unwanting so...


Fare Thee Well: Tazar takes a Hiatus

I know, shocking, isn't it? Due to my inability to handle life, as well as finances, I will be without internet for an extended period of time. That means I will have no Destructoid, no Xbox Live, and next to no Gmail. This really pains ...


Et Tu, Cliffy?

Sit down Gears of War, we need to talk. I've loved you for a very long time now. The nights we spent together fighting the Locust were wonderful. Every chainsaw and boomshot kill felt so amazing, I felt closer and closer to you with ea...


About tazarthayootone of us since 2:14 AM on 12.27.2006

Associate Editor for Tomopop.com
Still, Destructoid's Number One Awesome Bad Ass guy thing...that went to Cancun.

Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?

That's not a drug, that's just silly.

1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"

My dog doing his best Nicolas Cage impersonation.

My woman.

I draw. I write. I rule.
Xbox LIVE:tazar the yoot


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