I apologize to NO MAN. 10. Because his birth certificate says so 9. Homie loves his luaus. 8. It's the only other place besides Washington he can easily roast a pig. 7. The beaches, obviously. 6. THERE IS NO REASON 6. 5. NO pooftahs....

Because. I. Said. So. I cannot understand why people are so unbelievably up in arms over the two games and the desire to make a huge to-do over it. What Prototype and inFAMOUS attempt to do are complete opposites from one another. Aside ...

Alright Dtoid, so I'm back home in New Orleans for the next few days with absolutely nothing to do. I have every intention of getting shit ass drunk and rambling through the French Quarter without pissing/shitting myself. Then I had the t...

It's been done. It cannot be undone.

Setting up teams, since it seems there will be quite a few people joining us. Also set back start time to 10 pm eastern instead of 9 due to the fact that I'm a fucktard. BOOM AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Tonight, my fair Communitoid, we wil...

I have been apprehensive to try to buy into any hype around most new games, especially since my fallout I had with Fable years ago. I almost never read or follow anything on upcoming games, in hopes that they will not build up my hopes an...

I just woke up after having stayed the night at Aerox's house here in LA. Last week was without a doubt the most amazing time of my life, and I couldn't have been happier to be a part of it, despite the fact that my legs and feet are sore a...

So the other day I was searching for information about everyone's favorite singer of the mid-to-late 90's, nu-metal hero Fred Durst. Why? Because the man is a fucking god. For the uninitiated, allow me to tickle your nostalgic memories of ...

Do you like toys? Do you like art? Do you like steampunk stuff? Do you like to win art by a steampunk and custom vinyl toy artist by doing just about nothing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you should head over to Tomopop,...

It's funny because he has WACKY HAIR!!!!(kill me) We all know GTA IV is one of the biggest selling games of all time. With over 6 million copies sold in the first week, there is just no questioning that it's hot. With all things that ar...

As I'm sure you all know by now, this last weekend's NARP at Joe Burling's crib was without a doubt one of the best NARPS on record. It had everything you could ever want: 1) SuMizzle, he's back ya'll (and he's black ya'll). 2) Riser Gl...

French President Nicolas Sarkozy: Man of the people. Fan of Counterstrike. PARIS, FRANCE: Previously I reported about the formation of The Coalition of the Gaming Masses Who No Longer Wish To Fight Amongst Each Other and Find a New Sc...

Pictured: Members of the Nintendo Party of CGMWNLWTFAEOFNSH� training for a "Search and Destroy Romero" Operation in the Middle East. Redmond, WA: Shock and Awe-mazing news coming down the pipeline today, and FOXToid is your one and ONL...

The porn industry struck back at EA and Bioware's Space RPG title Mass Effect today because of it's use of "rampant, unprotected, unsolicited sex with humans and aliens." "This is just wrong, and completely unfair," says the guy who made...

On this day 11 years ago, Cheeburga was born. To celebrate the surprising conception of one of my best friends, I bring you this: In all cerealness, happy birthday, Chee! I <3 u, and you'll get your buttsecks tomorrow!

This version of the Tirade is not so much me bitching about shit that pisses me off, as I have already addressed that once today. No, this tirade is aimed simply at recounting what little I remember from this past weekend's amazing NARP th...

My good friend Grim just showed me this article by the Daily Texan's Hudson Lockett. Lockett poo poo's all over Gametrailers TV, stating the show is full of misinformation and is completely unorganized, yet manages to shit all over himse...

Prince is the greatest thing ever. Not man, thing. He is a musical phenom, a literary genius, and a god to all the sexy ladies. That being said, no one has ever made a game starring Prince, or even mentioning Prince. Why? Because it ...

WTF will be a series I hope to not fail at keeping up with, chronicling the bastardization of all of our beloved childhood heroes. Sonic hasn't had a very good life. He was amazing in his first few outings on the Genesis, but has never b...

Jacky boy, you really need to get laid. We all know about his quick to blame video game agenda at NIU, because honestly, that's all he can ever do, but now the man has become even more hilarious. On a recent post that Kotaku made concer...

Throughout the years we have seen countless couples. From the page, to the big screen, to our video games, love is a very endearing factor in just about every facet of entertainment and culture. That being said, who is the greatest couple...

No embed on this one sadly, but it's rather humourous. Robots act out a very memorable scene from Pulp Fiction. It also stars Dtoid's cousin, who I've affectionately named Nippletoid, as Brad Click here to watch And for added lulz�, mo...

I love Concelmo. I just have to get that out of the way. Okay now, on to what the point of this blog is. Kokomo my dear awesome friend, as everyone knows, you have an unbelievably strong love for all things dolphin. With this in mind, w...

I am so copyrighting the phrase "You make me so sad.�"

So I just got a gig writing for this blog called OICW, and my first post is all about this amazing new system that hit the market a few months ago. Head on over there and check out this amazing story before Joystiq steals it and claims it ...