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Smoked Torchman and Bass in 2 rounds of GeoGuessr tonight. Feels good to lay down the law on those Canadians.


Community Interaction Post: What are your favorite and least favorite video game tracks, and why?


Excluding the last 15 minutes, Gerald’s Game was a pretty “enjoyable” film. I put enjoyable in quotes because its essentially miserable to watch, but was relatively well done.


Imagine if Amiibos could talk.


Has MATT DAMON!!!!! been a robot this whole time?!


Lowkey gonna degrade myself and ask for a follower like Wes “Fraud” Tacos in the interest of being able to lay down an even 50 faps. I cant sleep at night knowing I cant reach that even number.


2 truths 1 lie. 1) I have a thing for sisters. 2) I'm a meme queen. 3) I'm a hipster.


I thought I couldn't love Safely Endangered more than I already do... I was wrong.


A modern masterpiece


Smh Torchman at it again.


My coffin is in the shop right now, getting a fresh coat of paint.


Real image of Gajknight.


Sly Cooper and The Botched Robbery


Chiyo is back, baybee.


Shotout to Malthor who stays up far later than he should to spend time with me and puts up with me no matter what my mood is like. He’s my Sapphire Star. #shoutoutoid


The Obesity Scrolls: Szechuan


Now this is what I call gourmet.


Wes ate the live bees he was going to send me #FuckWes


Wes sent me a free, signed copy of his band's album, and some radical stickers. I think he also touched me in my sleep but nobody is perfect. #ImWithWes


Get redy 4 feat fryday in comments


If you could have one fantasy/anime/film/game/scifi/whatever setting become real, what would you pick?


Since Mom Hunter World is cumming out soon anyone who wants to add me on PSN can add me @ BBW-LVR


About Hypno one of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014

"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion

Somehow I was a Community Manager, but now I'm just a mod boy, I need no sympathy.
Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)

Big List of Favorites:
--Favorite Games:
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Pillars of Eternity
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
--Favorite Anime:
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch

Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.