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I am going to make a film starring Jimboxxx and Kaz Hirai please fund my kickstarter.

 
 
 

When the Dualsense get the big drift. Lovely controller but this is easily the fastest a controller has ever crapped out on me. Joycons and DS4s at least gave me the courtesy of at least a year.

 
 
 

For womens day I’d like to thank all of our wives/girlfriends for dealing with us. You ladies are the real ones. You lift us up so we can make fart jokes on a niche gaming website. Legends.

 
 
 

Felt cute might delete later


 
 
 

God of War 2018 is such a fascinating game. I’m beyond glad I gave it a second chance, but perhaps more importantly it’s one of the only games where I feel that it has multiple fumbled core systems/elements that but is also close to 10/10. Weliveinsoc

 
 
 

I see Pokémon has finally entered the PS2 era. Gen 4 got fucking robbed lmao. When mom says we have pokemon at home lookin ass. FFVI phone port lookin ass. Whyyyyyyyyy


 
 
 

Picture of me that encapsulates my mood about the past year ft. my newfound receding hairline.


 
 
 

After 5 years of not knowing what the fuck life is or what im doing with it post high school, I got accepted into Rutger’s social work program. Finally one piece of good news in this past piece of shit year. Time to get turnt.

 
 
 

Life has many doors ed boy



 
 
 

I havent even fought a zombie yet and Half Life Alyx is up there for retroactive goty. Idk why I slept on it considering it was among the reasons i got an index. I have discovered that VR is great until I need to move in VR space via thumbstick. The pain.

 
 
 

Control is wack

 
 
 

I have now played 2 Resident Evil games. 5 I played years and years ago with a friend, just finished 7 a few minutes ago. I guess its a hot take but wow they really shit the bed in the last act. I should have known after the boulder punch.

 
 
 

I remember when me and the boys still played PS4 Siege. Then they went and got salty on me. Smh @ Frosty @ Dere @Gus @Renaud @Limo @Malthor @Torch too because fuck you


 
 
 

Crazy how there are people who honestly spend their time going out of their way to sour/criticize someone else’s enjoyment of something as banal as a video game. Living proof that your age has little to do with maturity. Disrespect your elders.

 
 
 

Despite Supergiant being my absolute fav studio since Bastion released, and being huge into roguelikes, I slept on Hades until just now. Great game, as I expected! Kicking my ass a bit which was surprising, but I have some wins now and its opening up :)

 
 
 

I think I have to go on the side of Griffith did many, many things wrong. I need eye bleach and a stiff drink

 
 
 

I thought years of hearing folks talk about how bleak Berserk is would prepare me for it. It’s so much more miserable than I ever could have imagined.

 
 
 

Mr. Chainsaw Man author, please don’t goof up on part 2. Part 1 was just fascinating. It somehow swims in tropes while also defying them. Such a strange little series.

 
 
 

It do seem to be like this as someone who plays neither series


 
 
 

Would you???


 
 
 

How is RE8 a horror game when the villains are this hot?? Horror more like heaven.

 
 
 

For a series called chainsaw man, this shit is really horny.


 
 
 

Results are in, folks. I’m gonna keep slurping up those eggs.


 
 
 

Been saying this for years.


 
 
 

You know, I’m something of a gamer myself.


 
 


About Hypno one of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014


"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion

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Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)
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Big List of Favorites:
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--Favorite Games:
Bastion
Unravel
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Borderlands
INSIDE
Transistor
Bloodborne
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Okami
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Dishonored
Terraria
Pillars of Eternity
Pyre
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

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--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Crywank
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
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--Favorite Anime:
Kyousougiga
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Mushishi
Katanagatari
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
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--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Adaptation
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Memento
Beetlejuice
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch
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Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.









 
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