Dear Valve: Please restock the Index and let me buy one. Thanks.

Happy pregnancy day! Remember to use your Gwyneth Paltrow approved Love Potion!!!

Parasite given the goddamn respect it deserves.

Witcher dorks: whats the best way to go about reading the books? Should I start with the first two which seem to be short story collections, or just go to the first official novel?

Happy day shogbert eat a big ass for me

I’m reliving my childhood through replaying Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, and honestly I like this game much more now than I did as a kid! I understand the combat mechanics a lot better now

what if your balls could write poetry

Meet Peepo, the $3000 ferret! I forget if I thanked everyone who donated to his initial surgery, but every penny was helpful and after two surgeries, 3 removed teeth, and a sanded jawbone, Peepo the 10 month old Ferret is in prime health!

GeT yOuR w h o l e s a l e pRe USED conDOMS herE. :)

Hot take: be bold and proud of your ill informed trash opinions, dont feel the need to hide them until the time is right. Its okay to be wrong.

@Occams : Thanks for recommending Snow Crash to me ages ago when I mentioned loving Neuromancer! Loving it so far. I cant get over the idea of a Deliverator.

Does anyone else get a rush from betting on dry when you're at risk of a wet fart?

Forgive me father for my downvote sins.

“S is for Scumbag, a big lumpy ol' fella sidlin' about. He loves eatin' trash.”

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SLIGHT SPOILER: TO THE SECRET SANTA PARTICIPANT WHO I MATCHED WITH AND HAS NOT RECEIVED A GIFT YET, IT MAY BE A BIT LATE. BETWEEN FINALS AND THE FLU AND FERRET SURGERY AND MY CAR BEING BUSTED ITS BEEN BUSY. LOVE YOU AAAAA IM SCREAMING

Less than I would have expected!

Green Day its time to stop.

Big wet thank you to my secret satan.

Started up a SoulSilver Nuzlocke for the hell of it, and I'm struggling to find a balance between being over-leveled and not leveled enough. Still, lots of fun. After 2 badges, there has been 1 casualty due to a crit from hell.

#Cursedmas

Calling all Shield players, I have only a few mons left to complete my dex. I’m leaving a list if those Pokemons in the comments, so leave me a comment if you would be able to help out!

Only 35 pokemon left to fill the Galar dex... God what an arduous journey. Ran around in tall grass for 2 hours before I got a Mimikyu spawn.

Pokedex in Sword/Shield about 65% completed. First time I’ve ever said fuck it and actually gone to complete the damn thing.

AaaaaaAaaaaaaa the zone Dreepy is available in never has the right goddamn weather.