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For a series called chainsaw man, this shit is really horny.


 
 
 

Results are in, folks. I’m gonna keep slurping up those eggs.


 
 
 

Been saying this for years.


 
 
 

You know, I’m something of a gamer myself.


 
 
 

New year, new me. It’s time to come clean. I hate videogames. They all stink, and my opinion is fact. Sorry, nerds, but thats just the truth. My uncle who works at the government said videogames are going to become illegal because they stink so hard.

 
 
 

Gamers, its time to bring jorts back and rise up.


 
 
 

New controls in MH: Rise fucking me up, man. Still, having Mizutsune is an instant 10/10. Still gravitating towards my baby weapons of lonngsword + light/heavy bowgun, but I hope to branch out a bit with this entry.

 
 
 

Yeah, Ori and the Will of the Wisps is essentially a perfect sequel for me. Absolute treat of a game. Everything I wanted and more. Cant wait to see what Moon Studios does next. Wowowowowow.


 
 
 

Jojo is a gift from god


 
 
 

Took 45 inches of cyber cock over the course of 21 hours and 17 minutes today. Just remembered hearing that while advertised as being secure, cybercocks are prone to having trojan viruses. Is this true?

 
 
 

Beanman ~~ open the baked beans like a man. Glad that the new year is properly unhinged already as it should be.

 
 
 

After years of waiting for Ori 2, and even more waiting after it decided my PC was the antichrist and did everything in its power to not be played, im finally playing on switch now that my copy finally arrived. Probably retroactive GOTY. Pic unrelated.


 
 
 

Stone Ocean is wack. Araki huffed some diesel or something before writing that.

 
 
 
 

Posting again with an image for readability!


 
 
 
 

!!!!! Need these in my life


 
 
 

Why on earth is font resolution tied to some arbitrary graphical setting in cyberpunk oh my god i can finally read the text

 
 
 

I always farted on game streaming but this is pretty neat. Cyberpunk on phone because its 2020 and nothing matters anymore.

 
 
 

So because Cyberpunk is running like ass on my PC (my PC is also likely borked in some way) I decided to try out GeForce Now and while not perfect, its 10x better than on my own system and I can crank up the visuals and slap ray tracing on, all for $5.

 
 
 

No elden ring time to die i guess

 
 
 
 

Cyberpunk is.... perfectly serviceable so far! My hype declined as more and more was shown, and what we got is about what I expected. Its not bad, but it also doesnt feel new or special in any way to me besides the setting, and thats fine.

 
 
 
 

Am drunk is kind of bueno kind of not one of those nights you know anyway heres wonderwall

 
 


About Hypno one of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014


"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion


Somehow I was a Community Manager, but now I'm just a mod boy, I need no sympathy.
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Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)
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Big List of Favorites:
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--Favorite Games:
Bastion
Unravel
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Borderlands
INSIDE
Transistor
Bloodborne
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Okami
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Dishonored
Terraria
Pillars of Eternity
Pyre
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

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--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Crywank
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
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--Favorite Anime:
Kyousougiga
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Mushishi
Katanagatari
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
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--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Adaptation
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Memento
Beetlejuice
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch
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Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.









 
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