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I remember these days...


It got worse. One of the Board of Education members made a Rick and Mortu joke. I want to die.


My God, I’m at my girlfriends graduation and the Valedictorian legit just asked if a hotdog is a sandwich. Why must my demons haunt me?


I hope I can be a great parent like these two


Confession: I liked FFXIII


FFXII Update: Finished Dreadnought Leviathan. Heard something about stealing from a wolf mob outside of The first city. Got a dagger from it. I now kill everything in 1 hit and Fran is still hot.


FFXII Update: Discovered the bliss of turbo speed skelleton grinding, killed Nidhogg (fuck that hunt) and then found I was way overlevelled for the next story bit! Fran is still hot.


FFXII update: This game is weird and Fran is hot.


Welp, treated this E3 PSN sale as my summer sale this year. Gravity Rush 1+2, Odin Sphere, Titanfall 2, TLoU Remastered, H:ZD Complete, Unravel 1+2.


Man.... Todd is really trying to milk the inner 10 year old in me. 1:1 scale replicas of a plasma rifle, plasma pistol for relatively affordable prices..... figures...... why Todd? Why?


Gonna start FF:XII for the first time soon!


God this Ubi show


Well that's Battlechasers finished! A highly flawed gem that I wont forget any time soon :)


Lowkey Bethesda is selling a Fallout 76 standalone pipboy kit on their store but must have run out of time to actually announce it at the show.


Bethesda really killed it this year. I'm open to seeing how Fallout 76 is, seems really ambitious for them. Starfield, Elder Scrolls 6, Rage 2, Doom Eternal, Elder Scrolls Blades, new Prey content, Wolfenstein DLC. Good show. And Todd embraced the memes!!


Real photo of Occams at the playground as a child.


Can anyone confirm?


Picked up BattleChasers: Nightwar on a whim, and I’m loving it so far! Load times on Switch are complete ass, and I’ve had one crash, but otherwise its a really charming ode to jrpgs of old.


Who rember Brink? I think its a shame it didnt work out, I really enjoyed the concept and art style. If they had just fine tuned the movement and shooting a bit more, and included some real singleplayer it could have been pretty great.


Real photo of Torch writing a comment.


At the behest of one of my favorite Youtube channels, I’m going to give Fallout 3 another honest shot with fresh eyes.


About Eldritch Coffinone of us since 7:55 PM on 08.15.2014

"K is for Kid, a guy or gal just like you. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, since there's nothin' a kid can't do." - Bastion

Somehow I was a Community Manager, but now I'm just a mod boy, I need no sympathy.
Where to reach me:
Steam: Hypno Coffin (Your best bet)
Battlenet: HypnoCoffin#1172
League of Legends: MoontouchedBread (NA server)

Big List of Favorites:
--Favorite Games:
Fallout: New Vegas
Metro: 2033
Ori and the Blind Forest
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/+
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Pokemon Colosseum/XD
Pikmin 2
Cave Story+
Risk of Rain
Pillars of Eternity
Night in the Woods
Enter the Gungeon
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Monster Hunter World
Tomb of Friends
Halo 1/2/3/ODST/Reach

--Favorite Bands/Artists:
Streetlight Manifesto
Cage The Elephant
Talking Heads
Steely Dan
Hop Along
Nataly Dawn
Toh Kay
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
The Aquabats
Brackish Water Jamboree ;)
--Favorite Anime:
Sakamichi no Apollon (Kids on the Slope)
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei (The Tatami Galaxy)
Perfect Blue
Ghost in the Shell
Ping Pong The Animation
Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu
NHK ni Youkoso! (Welcome to the N.H.K.)
FLCL / Fooly Cooly
Serial Experiments Lain
Samurai Champloo
--Favorite Films/Television series:
Requiem for a Dream
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Five Easy Pieces
A Coffee in Berlin
In the Heat of the Night
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ed Wood
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Better Call Saul
Broadchurch S1
True Detective S1
It Follows
Swiss Army Man
The VVitch

Big thanks to Dangus Taargus (who looks like a male model, by the way) for immortalizing my signature Chiyo frown in 8-Bit glory.