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Important labelmaker update: Today I spent an hour replacing all of the labels in my boss’s office with the same ones, but in Comic Sans. I’m literally trying to get fired.

 
 
 

I got a new labelmaker at work and it’s kickass. I’ve been labeling the crap out of everything, but don’t worry. I won’t label you.

 
 
 

#confessiontoid: I judge people by how much they use the mouse instead of the keyboard.

 
 
 

Oh calm down. It's just cosmetics!


 
 
 

I must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, because I'm definitely in the wrong part of town on Apple Music:


 
 
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 
 
 

'member MGSV? I do. What was your chopper entry music? I struck fear into the hearts of my foe's with "Gloria". At least until Venom completely snapped, started blasting "Quiet's Theme" and went on a few explosive murder sprees.

 
 
 

The source of my avatar is actually pretty cool. Sadly I don't know who the artist is. Whelp, I don't think I shared this before:


 
 
 

Please vote for chibi-batman's halloween costume: Devil, Vampire, Eldrich Abomination, Robot, Bat, Grim Reaper, Zombie or other. I can't decide.

 
 
 

I will never understand how so many people can be mature enough to hold down a job, but still throw vulgar insults at strangers on the internet.

 
 
 

I finally made a twitter account, so I could bitch at Bungie. First tweet and already a pro.

 
 
 

Needy bump: Hey! Listen! My Destiny2 copy finally arrived, so now y'all PS4 Destiny players will fork over your PSN IDs again. I'm Bottleobeer and looking for companionship.

 
 
 

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" is a really inappropriate lyric. That is all.

 
 
 

Everybody! I need your help. Send me your magical good luck beams, so I'll get Destiny 2 in the mail tomorrow. I really want to play it before half the playerbase turns on it and I'm not allowed to say anything positive about it anymore. Also: Weekend.

 
 
 

Started watching Black Mirror. This is like a really, really upsetting Twilight Zone. It's very uncomfortable to watch and I'm almost considering dropping it because of that. Currently at S02E02 White Bear.

 
 
 

Overwatch ratings are f*ed up. Lost 6 out of 10 placement matches and got placed at 3241. That's higher than my previous season highs. Except S3; that was 3279.

 
 
 

Happy Bday Dere. I'd honor you with a pun, but I think we'd better leave that to you.

 
 
 

I f*ing hate my country. My destiny 2 copy will approximately arrive on Tuesday... it said 7-9th on the store.

 
 
 

Question: If I use 1337 haxxx to give myself the bullshit premium currency in Shadow of War, is that stealing/piracy?

 
 
 

My colleagues are working on a project called "Health Engine".... unfortunately they pronounce it "Hell's Engine" every single time and it's slowly driving me insane.

 
 
 

If I had a lazy eye, I'd use it as an excuse to wear a kickass eyepatch in public.

 
 
 

My wife was pissed at me and I don't know why, but I bought her 2$ flowers and now it's fine again. Okay.

 
 
 

Update: I'm considering buying Destiny 2 on both PC and PS4 now. You guys suck. You were supposed to help me. I'm more conflicted than ever.

 
 
 

WTF is wrong with y'all? Not picking Gardevoir is a disgrace.

 
 
 

Okay after reading your comments I'm down for Destiny 2. Now comes the truly hard question: PC or PS4? PC will obviously control better, but PS4 has exclusive content and might allow me to hook up with my D1 buds again.

 
 


About ZombZone of us since 11:21 AM on 08.04.2014

Bruce Waynez, more commonly known as ZombZ, has been a long-time member, moderator, author, benefactor, admin and oracle of Destructoid.

His work and contributions are a gift to this site and a shining example of what the pinnacle of mankind can only aspire to be.

Apart from the insightful and outrageously funny comments, Bruce is also known and envied for his creation of various artworks.

(Almost nothing of that was true. Please don't ban me.)

Monster girls rule.

And so does this guy.

Here's some art from the master himself, Inquisitive Ravenclaw:

This is a thing Dangus Taargus made during The Great Pixeling of '16:

Memetic Phalanx Pheller! Thank you DeScruff Sypran <3


I'm Batman.

Bang me on BNET:
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/career/pc/eu/Zombz-2994
 
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