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Hey folks. I have a request for y'all anime experts in the comments. Sorry for the hassle, but trying to fit it into the character limit was giving me seizures.


I’m very tired and won’t be around a whole lot. Just a heads up so nobody wonders about that.


Writers need to stop depowering their characters all the time. If you can’t create tension without that you’re not a good writer. I don’t watch superhero stuff to watch normal dudes do normal stuff. I need more characters for this rant.


Don’t make dead baby jokes on elevators. It’s horrible on so many levels.


I love Halloween. Unfortunately I won't be able to celebrate it this year, because I stepped inside a teleporter with a wasp, fly and spider. bzzzz


Finally managed to find a group to finish the raid in Destiny2 yesterday. I now have proof that all the hours I spent wiping these past two weeks have not been ENTIRELY my fault.


ZombZ is going back to school for 6 months. But will he learn anything? Will he make new friends? Will he NOT kill the class pet? Class pets are still a thing for education aimed at seniors... right?


Important labelmaker update: Today I spent an hour replacing all of the labels in my boss’s office with the same ones, but in Comic Sans. I’m literally trying to get fired.


I got a new labelmaker at work and it’s kickass. I’ve been labeling the crap out of everything, but don’t worry. I won’t label you.


#confessiontoid: I judge people by how much they use the mouse instead of the keyboard.


Oh calm down. It's just cosmetics!


I must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, because I'm definitely in the wrong part of town on Apple Music:




'member MGSV? I do. What was your chopper entry music? I struck fear into the hearts of my foe's with "Gloria". At least until Venom completely snapped, started blasting "Quiet's Theme" and went on a few explosive murder sprees.


The source of my avatar is actually pretty cool. Sadly I don't know who the artist is. Whelp, I don't think I shared this before:


Please vote for chibi-batman's halloween costume: Devil, Vampire, Eldrich Abomination, Robot, Bat, Grim Reaper, Zombie or other. I can't decide.


I will never understand how so many people can be mature enough to hold down a job, but still throw vulgar insults at strangers on the internet.


I finally made a twitter account, so I could bitch at Bungie. First tweet and already a pro.


Needy bump: Hey! Listen! My Destiny2 copy finally arrived, so now y'all PS4 Destiny players will fork over your PSN IDs again. I'm Bottleobeer and looking for companionship.


"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" is a really inappropriate lyric. That is all.


Everybody! I need your help. Send me your magical good luck beams, so I'll get Destiny 2 in the mail tomorrow. I really want to play it before half the playerbase turns on it and I'm not allowed to say anything positive about it anymore. Also: Weekend.


Started watching Black Mirror. This is like a really, really upsetting Twilight Zone. It's very uncomfortable to watch and I'm almost considering dropping it because of that. Currently at S02E02 White Bear.


Overwatch ratings are f*ed up. Lost 6 out of 10 placement matches and got placed at 3241. That's higher than my previous season highs. Except S3; that was 3279.


Happy Bday Dere. I'd honor you with a pun, but I think we'd better leave that to you.


I f*ing hate my country. My destiny 2 copy will approximately arrive on Tuesday... it said 7-9th on the store.


About ZombZone of us since 11:21 AM on 08.04.2014

Bruce Waynez, more commonly known as ZombZ, has been a long-time member, moderator, author, benefactor, admin and oracle of Destructoid.

His work and contributions are a gift to this site and a shining example of what the pinnacle of mankind can only aspire to be.

Apart from the insightful and outrageously funny comments, Bruce is also known and envied for his creation of various artworks.

(Almost nothing of that was true. Please don't ban me.)

Monster girls rule.

And so does this guy.

Here's some art from the master himself, Inquisitive Ravenclaw:

This is a thing Dangus Taargus made during The Great Pixeling of '16:

Memetic Phalanx Pheller! Thank you DeScruff Sypran <3

I'm Batman.

Bang me on BNET: