dark        
 
 
Samuel Dillinger blog header photo
Samuel Dillinger
Fronts 4Posts 0Blogs 71Following 0Followers 21


 


Login or Sign up to post


 

Weapon of Choice - Volume 5

One thing man has proven in the time he has been the dominant species of the planet is that he loves to kill shit. Whether it be one of his own or of a different species, putting something to bed for good has always been something man feel...

 
 
 
 

I work at GameStop (please don't hurt me)

It's funny, whenever I would go to the local shopping plaza (Australian version of The Mall) and walk past the EB Games store (Australian version of GameStop) I would always make it a habit of going in there to check it out. And it wasn't...

 
 
 
 

VIDEO GAME - The Movie

Oh yes people, forget everything you know about video game film adaptions because I came across a cataclysmic discovery on my lengthened trip to LA. Being a person of, lets say...original persona, I am not the kind of person that finds wa...

 
 
 
 

A personal message to Michael Bay (NVGR)

Congratulations Michael Bay, You have exceeded my expectations in your direction with your latest masterpiece, Transformers, The Rise of the Fallen. The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Robot Jox...your film is now in my personal fav...

 
 
 
 

I am fcurnkED! *DrunkBlog!*

lol Hey all,, I have just finished recoreing the eppside 7 of redused classic\ficaytion podcast. I feel that I am the only person who had the BALLS tp let themselves let go and not hold back from what it was they were feeling. As you wi...

 
 
 
 

Questions in Gaming (Contains Tits)

So trying to get publicity for your podcast isn't easy. That is something that a few friends and I are learning. So instead of advertising and spamming the shit out of it through Destructoid (Even though it is a Destructoid exclusive), I ...

 
 
 
 

The Gamers Guide to Killing Real People

I have always wanted the kind of video game that really sets a standard in terms of realism. Like Hollywood with Film, most video game developers make Michael Bay style shit that has packed lots of punch and no plot. Discussing this with m...

 
 
 
 

Weapon of Choice - Volume 4

My...how long has it been? I have truly missed talking shit to the masses. So I would like to apologize for my belated absence and blame it on working a full time job which sapped my will to live and train of thought. Now that I kicked it...

 
 
 
 
 
 

All the Survival, None of the Horror

I am not usually one to judge the quality of video games because I believe that they are not easy peaces of interactive entertainment to put together. Games either tend to either pull me in or not and I usually give them enough time to do ...

 
 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice - Volume 3

Killing...it is in our genes from birth. Human kind has a blood lust, the same as vampires but in a different manner. In fact I believe that Vampires are a true bi-product of humanity. We see a car accident while driving, we slow down to ...

 
 
 
 

The Adaptation of Adaption

Sunday is a day that I usually sit back and reflect on the week that has just passed, and in doing so I usually think of something that really pisses me off. Inspired by Puppy Licks' brilliant article on humanity comparing the entertainment...

 
 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice - Volume II

Yesterday, we delved into the minds of the video game serial killer to see what the favorite tools of the trade were, and because we are a community, I have been educated on what instruments of death our dtoidians admire. I ran out of tim...

 
 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice

Since the dawn of time, Man, in his most violent stages has used whatever he can in order to seek out justice, defend what is rightfully his, crush to innocent and sometimes just vent by climbing a clock tower before taking himself out wi...

 
 
 
 

The Reflections of Society within Gaming

And now we will see why The Comedian was the Superhero most in tune with the real world. Due to Resident Evil 5, there have been a HUGE amount of people speaking up in regards to whether or not it is racially inappropriate, and as our goo...

 
 
 
 

SEGA: The True Underdog Story

Before I start on SEGA and how it ruined my life with great satisfaction, I would just like to state that I decided to change my avatar again, for three reasons: 1- It was too good, I would find it hard to write a blog because I would be...

 
 
 
 

Demonoid + New Avatar = WIN!

Hey to my brothers and sisters, I know I haven't been on in a while and you all have eagerly waited for my next blog entry about training my girlfriend up in Streetfighter IV. (By the way, it is doing excellently...she could beat you down ...

 
 
 
 

10 things I think about when I fap

Not that I would really share that information with you. I know that if I did, you guys would be calling the people with the lab coats and black vans to come and take me away and put me into a padded cell. No, no, no...This is one of those ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Pissing of pants due to Shenanigans (NVGR)

Considering how influenced I am with green leaves, it helps me justify my reason for assigning this film as one of all time favorite films... Because I haven't got the time to write up a full post before leaving for work (Yes, unfortunat...

 
 
 
 
 
 

That Chick from Yes Man (NVGR)

Ok, I have a high school crush on that chick from Yes Man...Zooey Deschanel... Don't ask me how I have this high-school crush, because I am 25 and high-school is waaaaaaay gone. Let me know if I am alone here because I think she is the sh...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Street Fighter HD...Why can't I quit you!?

There are moments in life where you just can't back down, no matter how much you get pushed around, kicked in the teeth or electrocuted by a big, green, ugly bastard named Blanka. One of those moments exists within the recently released ...

 
 
 
 

X(TC)Box 360

After the MASSIVE night I had last night (Happy Birthday Lucy), I really don't know how much I can write without collapsing (just goes to show how much I love my Dtoid). My friends and I took a journey through the cosmic gate and reached ...

 
 
 


About Samuel Dillingerone of us since 1:58 AM on 06.24.2008



Currently Playing:

...A lot of stuff

I like to fap...a lot.

I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.



I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.



I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Xbox LIVE:MR D1LL1NGER
Mii code:[email protected]


 

Around the Community

Featured

Posts

Blogs

Support

 
BACK NEXT