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This is my 1337th post. I didn't want it to be something that was so banal, like what post number it was, or if I was drinking a Sam Adams Octoberfest. I wanted it to be special

 
 
 

Anytime you give players a helicopter, they will never use a car again unless forced to.


 
 
 
 
 
 

Garlic Bread is actually Garlic Toast. Wake up sheeple!

 
 
 

These two words should never be this close together, thank you very much


 
 
 

Dear Maine tourist board: please consider "I want you inside ME" as your official state slogan. Youre welcome.

 
 
 

Giving blood today. Did the survey and at the end is team Liquids logo. I think that's a weird thing to rip off. Turns out, they created Heal for Real, a drive to get gamers to donate. That's pretty swell of them

 
 
 

May be dropping a substantial amount of money to get my Ehrgeiz cabinet updated with an LCD screen so it isn't so darn blue. Found out I got a really good deal on it at auction, so it seems like an okay investment.

 
 
 
 

Years later, Skyrim's main theme is still, and I hate to use this word, epic.

 
 
 

I know I'm late, but this tickles my fancy


 
 
 

Arbitrary metal ish tuesday



 
 
 

Just wanted to give a shoutout to all my middle class brown eyed cisgendered hetero white males. We can do it!

 
 
 

My ex may have been a heartless parasite, but goddamn if she wasn't right about how good gouda is

 
 
 
 

Maybe weighted blankets are good for anxiety because you don't notice the pressure on your chest when its also on your legs.

 
 
 

I can give blood again! Drain me dry so I have karmic balance, fuckers!

 
 
 

First rule of Minecraft is never dig down. What are other First Rules for other games?

 
 
 

Hire score after I tranced out in galagaa. Beat the old one by 50 percent and is probably my PB


 
 
 

Decided to put Bojack Horseman on as background noise. I watched it once and didn't like it, but now I'm actually invested.

 
 
 

2 kind of people. Those who can complete by inference


 
 
 

Saw IT Part 2. Liked it, but not really a horror movie, and not really a dark comedy either. They couldn't write it a good ending, either ;)

 
 
 

Three things left to come up with for my D&D campaign: Need townsfolk (hate making them), making special event bounties, and creating stat sheets for lieutenants (boring to me). This has been a big undertaking, and the players will surely derail it all.

 
 




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Monster Hunter World: Iceborne"Welcome to the big leagues"

 
 
 

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EtosiGiR

I’ve only even heard of half of these games and I’ve completed exactly zero of I am quite excited!

 
VideogameScrapbook

@Peter Glagowski, according to your preview of the Genesis Mini, the games were originally modified to have a pan-and-scan widescreen Has that been scrapped for stretched widescreen for every game, or do some games still offer that feature?

 
Seymour

Got a new cover up, and its another from AiC! I did a much better job on this one, thankfully, as Angry Chair is probably my favorite AiC The solo, which is borderline wankery, was tricky to emulate, but I think I did okay!

 
dephoenix

Platinumgames should make a Mortal Kombat

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

Is it 2020 yet? #ArbitraryMetalThursday #ThatsHowThisWorksRight?

 
ABowlOfCereal

You guys really liked my last Scoobydoo song almost 100 upvotes this ones short but very nice

 
Boxman214

This headline got a good chuckle out of

 
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Chris Moyse

Happy Birthday to ZombieCORPS, thanks for being a part of the community, love having you around bud :)

 
ZombieC0RPS

Today is my 15th annual 21st anyone else feel depressed on their birthday?

 
 

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