Dragons Dogma as a mage: I'm going to ingle your dingle, friendo

Started up Dragon's Dogma. Decided to make my main character The Dude and my pawn Donny. Gave him the most annoying voice I could find, because those fuckers love to talk.

You can shoot out a cacodemon's eye in the new Doom, and then it just fires wildly. Awesome.

ContextToid

Would anyone be interested in a stream of Nightmare difficulty on Doom? Replaying on Ultra Violence for 100% collectibles, and thought about doing Nightmare for funsies.

Hook for a game: Enemies constantly project where they are, 3 seconds into the future. Have a button that syncs up their image. Thinking it would be cool in a sniper game.

Odd mashup monday

Pet peeve: Twitch commenters using "we" when referring to the host's actions. "We have a turn 1 kill!" Stop living vicariously and actually play, yo

Ol sober for dinner, and then I got drunk. Take that, soup!

I dig my hole you build a wall

Coke floats on lime

If you could be anything what would you be? I would be drunk

Bucket list item complete: drink alcohol older than I am

There's no way everyone was kung fu fighting

I'm taterchimp#1430 apparently. I also own Overwatch for some reason. I don't know. Weird day. Do we all play that game together? We should. I'm drinking a Rob Roy. Youre welcome.

Online dating has made me really hate snapchat filters. I don't want to date a deer, a cat, or a girl with a crown of flowers.

1000 lines cleared!

Personalized signature from the man, the myth, the legend: Charles Martinet. Incredibly nice man

Guess who's drunk? I guess Wallace

There's a video called "how to appreciate a glass of whiskey" on my feed. Its 20 minutes long. I can sum it up in 1 word: Orally.

Io is getting a companion cube arcana. Neato

Wednesday night Manhattan because fuuuuuck

Underlord's Aghs is just silly

Birthday Krunkwich ramen in Des Moines from Saturday. Look at the chopsticks for scale

Got 300 wins in DotA. woo