As many of you already know, A Profound Waste of Time is a limited print magazine that includes contributions from Yacht Club Games (Shovel Knight), Rami Ismail (Ridiculous Fishing/Vlambeer), Toby Fox (Undertale), and our very own Jonathan ...
Knuckle Sandwich is a surreal RPG in the vein of EarthBound, but there’s so much more to it than that. Andrew Brophy, the creator of the game, uploaded a cryptic trailer last week announcing that there would be an “announcement&...
Despite the fact that this game has been in development for a few years now, I only just heard about it a couple weeks ago. It sports a delightful hand-drawn aesthetic, and the gameplay borrows from all across the spectrum. If Super Daryl D...
I love you Ackbong. You were one of my earliest friends on Destructoid, and I wish you the happiest of days ahead. Here's some pro-abortion propaganda from a young Brian Eno to set you on the right path. May your future be childless and filled with joy...
We’ve received reports that a deranged man was spotted in a nearby public park wearing only his underwear while threatening people with a sword. As if that wasn’t enough, he then proceeded to douse the weapon in gasoline and set...
DeScruff posted a transparent image of their secret avatar sauce, so I took the plunge. #DeScruffToid
It's been a minute since we've seen him, but I have found undeniable proof that he's out there... fapping subtly.
The original Steins;Gate is one of the single greatest science-fiction stories ever told, and its newest version has finally been confirmed for a western release this year. If you have any love for visual novels, and somehow managed to neve...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is a good movie. Much better than the first. Fite me.
It’s been a long time since we’ve heard anything about One Finger Death Punch 2, but it looks like Silver Dollar Games is finally ready to show it off at this year's GDC, as part of the Indie Megabooth showcase. The first game i...
As much as I'm loving Jessica Jones so far, I have one major complaint. Tricia never answers her phone. Every single time it rings she just hits the damm ignore button and puts the phone away. WTF?!? That's some rude ass shit right there.
Detention is a surreal horror game set in historic Taiwan, where the nation is in a state of Communist paranoia and certain literature has been outlawed. The game follows two students that wake up to find themselves alone in their school, a...
[It's that wonderful time of the year again where I get to stroke my own ego and promote my own work. Sure, I could just post it to the Front Page and cut out all of the complications, but where's the fun in that? After reading this, I'm pr...
Mulaka is a 3D adventure game with a story based around the culture of the Tarahumara people who hail from Northern Mexico. Its influence from genre mainstays, such as Ocarina of Time and Okami, is felt in every inch of its presentation, bu...
Drankin' some Blah Blah Blah IPA (by 21st Amendment Brewery) and digging into some vidja games tonight! #DrankToid
The first game in this series, The Fall, was a great sci-fi title with some major flaws which kept the experience from mass appeal. It followed the exploits of an AI named Arid, who was trying to save the life of her human companion. There ...
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Dandara is a metroidvania with a unique method of movement. It may not set the world on fire, but it certainly has an audience. The story revolves around a woman named Dandara who must fight some evil guys because they’re being jerks....
#Shoutouttoid to Matt Damon for always knowing the perfect thing to say. I miss him so much....
Look, I know y'all already know I like Celeste, but some of the fanart for it is amazing. I've been listening to the soundtrack religiously for the past week as well. Even outside of the game, it still stands out as fucking incredible.
I got a chance to get my grubby little hands on the newest port of Darkest Dungeon for the Switch. The game is here in all of its unforgiving glory. It throws some text at you during the opening scenes, teaching you the basics of survi...
If you guys wanted to see me jerk off, all you had to do was ask. That's what we're talking about, right?
You people must realize that this is all a ruse, so Wes can finally have more followers than me. I hope you're happy. I will never hear the end of this....
If you’re even remotely interested in this game, this review is a huge waste of your time. It’s good. It’s very fucking good. You should just go ahead and buy it. Celeste is one of those rare games where I knew it was spec...
Lawman helped me setup my Steam Community profile yesterday, and then he sneak attack gifted me Iconoclasts!!!! I AM SO FREAKING HYPE!!! About to start it up tonight and see what all the fuss is about! (Seriously, thank you so fucking much, Law....)
