I do enjoy these little State of Play updates, few decent looking titles shown today.

Serious question: what's the point of having multiple consoles on the market without exclusive software and content?

Why do you Americans pronounce Craig like that, what's wrong with you. Can't you read or what do you not learn how to pronounce letters at school?

Gotta call pest control. Caught one mouse, just seen another. I keep my place very clean. Unfortunately the man below me doesn't. His curtains are brown, I've never seen him in clean clothes and his flat makes the stairwell stink. Sick of this now.

Might start an OnlyFans I need money to decorate my house

Got high and spent the night searching different variations of "how do I get a cat".

Whatever happened to Lost Planet? Capcom really dropping the ball, a new generation is about to drop without my favourite mediocre 3rd person shooter!

SMT 3 Remaster... Please Atlus. I'm very grateful for this but...DDS Remaster, when?

Game Idea: Singapore Cop 2099

Yo fuck you dtoid this shit has me in TEARS

Bought Chrono Trigger, will soon no longer be a sinner.

That Avengers game...would be cooler if it were the exact same thing...but X-Men.

Do you think the general reception of Death Stranding has greatly reduced the hype around Kojima Productions' existence as a whole? Anyone excited for what they might pump out next?

Just ordered food from a place called Yummy Zone. I'm going to die, aren't I. UPDATE: Nah they weren't lying this shit is good.

I kinda want garlic bread

I was once the only person in my social circle who didn't like The Last of Us. Now half of them are considering returning it and the other half wont stop complaining almost every aspect of it. What on earth happened? Do that many dogs die?

no but seriously why is it white

HELLA SHIT LOOKING CLEAN BUT THAT CONSOLE LOOKS WACK IN WHITE. GONNA NEED AN AFRICAN AMERICAN VARIANT ASAP. WHITE CONSOLES ARE KINDA TRASH MY GUY. APART FROM THAT, CUM EVERYWHERE. MY WALLET APPLIED FOR REFUGEE STATUS.

Who wants to bet on how much of today's presentation is gonna be wasted with things we don't care about like TLoU2, how good the web browser is and video streaming services?

...Hear me out, lads. PS5 reveal show. Sacrifice your neighbour's children for a new Onimusha? No? Ok.

My friend just showed me a minecraft project he's been working on since 2012. It's a whole ass city. Literally. Shopping centers, housing districts, train stations, a fucking palace. All fully furnished. It doesn't seem possible. I can't comprehend-

I laughed because I misread a can of Lima beans as "Ligma balls" and I couldn't explain why, I didn't want to lose my place in society

press 1 if we fukin

I'll be honest. I don't think I've used my Switch enough for it to have been a worthy purchase. I'm hoping things like Xenoblade and The new Bravely Default will change that for me.

Was anyone else hoping that FF7R would explain how the Buster Sword attaches to Cloud's back like that?