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Allow me to be overZEALous about my Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker hype:


Working at a school, awkward situations are a given. Today, a teacher checking social media during a break saw something prompting a school lockdown. When our principal called the help line, she was told, "You're fine. The threat was eliminated" ......Um.


Welp, Final Fantasy just experienced the greatest live performance ever at the Final Fantasy XIV Fanfest. Soken, that nutty mastermind.


There's going to be a new Fatal Frame game! I'm not joking. It's a pachinko machine. ... Still not joking.


Heads up if anyone else saw ads for YS Origin limited edition physical for Switch, but I got one and... Unfortunately it doesn't look very good. It looks like they used economy printing mode. I can barely read the text on the box. Via Super Rare Games.


I'm not one to order people around, but when someone says they like something, maybe don't waltz in and call that thing trash.


If Macho Man was a gamer today, his gamer tag/username would be OUYA


A friendly reminder to finish any Devolver Digital games before it's too late.


If you love the Vita, Scourgebringer is out today. The physical edition is releasing on PlayAsia today as well.


Got a new FFXIV mount. Feeling quite bougie.


What's in the box?? (PS5 Edition)


My coworkers can be pretty amusing sometimes. I'd be able to write a Community x The Office type show based on true stories at the elementary school I work at... Never a dull day here. Next week, students finally return, if their families chose to.


What was in the box??


Vita Alert: Two NEW physical games just dropped. Link in comments. EDIT: They had 1000 copies and already have less than 100 to go.


A quarter of us received the what now?


Oh yeah, Happy Easter folks. Stay safe.


So I somehow ended up having a good day today and missed all the April Fool's day fun. Any good ones happen?


My parents both got their second dose today and got to watch (via livestream) my high school basketball team win the State Championship. It's been a great day with some Monster Hunter Rise peppered in there.


Times are a-changing. Had a student swap a computer twice in two days because of slowdown. Upon inspection, apps like GeForce Now were on it. "I see some things installed on here like game apps." Mother was like, "You don't say" [Glares at nervous kid]


Had to do a double take. "Wait, that not Destructoid!"


Good news, everyone! We're likely getting a new Pikmin! It's going to be made by the makers of Pokemon Go!! [Monkey's paw shifts]


Me: I'm gonna finally learn this on bass... Also me after figuring out the first 30 seconds: My thumb hurts!


I too have Monster Hunter Rise pre-ordered. I mained Sword and Shield in MHW and will likely go the same way in Rise. But I'm also testing out Dual Swords and Bow. Hit me up in general. My FC is SW-3072-1489-5613. Pictured: Not me, but almost as cute.


Got busy yesterday and forgot to wish Dtoid a happy birthday! 15 years of greatness. 12 years ago, I was looking at random RSS feeds that I could find on my PSP. I discovered the RetroforceGo podcast and have been here ever since. Stay quirky, y'all.


Currently really impressed that not only can you now stream games like Skyrim on your phone, you can even download Macho Man mods on the go. It even remembers the mods when you return. Game Pass is cream of the crop.


About TurboKillone of us since 3:45 PM on 04.11.2008

I first discovered Destructoid through RetroforceGO! and their Halloween '07 episode, fell in love, finally registered in April of '08, and I have stuck around ever since.

I frequently perform professionally (or teach) around my area as a double bassist for some of my local symphony orchestras and other places that are willing to pay up.


Dtoid Community Completed Games Master List

[Archived] Edition of Dtoid CCG
Front Page'd:

Unsung Masterpieces

Faking It: Finishing Games

Some of my favorite games and series:

Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy (Especially XIV), Dark Souls, Demon's Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, ANYTHING SOULS, Alien: Isolation, Pokemon, Shadow Madness, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Elder Scrolls (Including Online), GTA: San Andreas, Undertale, Dragon Quest V, Kingdom Come: Deliverance

and countless others because I suck at picking favorites.

PC Specs:
Desktop -- i7-9700k, RTX 3070, 32 GB RAM @ 3000mhz
Laptop -- i9-10980HK, RTX 2080 Super, 32 GB RAM

Want to know more about me? Check out my interview from the DTOID Interviews series. It was seven years ago, but oh well:

En Garde, TurboKill!