Salutations, Intertoid! When an "IRC regular" like myself hops into the Dtoid IRC, and is met with surprIse, I know that I've been neglecting Dtoid for the past couple of months. Of course, the obvious question to pose is "Lemon, where y...

Click the image to download. It's a shortblog because I don't have much to say about it, but after reading someone's Uservoice complaint that Destructoid didn't have an RSS widget, CTZ promptly pointed out that we did in fact have one. Bu...

-Poor you, getting an N-Gage. Your sister's a bitch. -I want to see Late Night with Papa Burch! -Seriously though, your dad is hilarious. -ANTHONY, I DO NOT LIKE THE FAMILY CIRCUS, DAMN IT I didn't really get this episode, unless it's a ...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW

So I'm currently playing Shaun White Snowboarding for the Wii for Ripten (note: the game is pretty good. the controls are simple as fuck, and you can beat it without paying attention- literally. It's an SSX clone, though. not just because o...

They're about to hit your face at record fucking speed.

Seriously, this video needs to be posted many times a year. *mumbles**mumbles* *mumbles* WITH A BASEBALL BAT AAAAND, STAGE JUMP

Thank god, because that name was shit.

Seriously, what's up with the 3 LED's? What's the blue (far right) one for? On Nintendo of Japan's website, they posted the promotional videos that were shown during the conference online. Since they didn't provide an embed code, I took ...

Why the hell didn't tell us you had a baby?

[original over at that one site about videogames and stuff, you know the one I'm talking about] As the second sequel to 2001's winner of the "Most Popular Shooter Developed By THQ with the Initials R.F." award, Red Faction 3, formally kno...

Well, I started playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time today. I'll still have to play the rest of the games in the series, but I love it so far. Dedicated Cblog Recap account coming soon! *-Picked for purchasing a Vii *-Go see the ...

I only wish I could tell you what the hell going on in this commercial, but having zero knowledge of the Japanese language, I'm just going to sit here and laugh and stare at the pirates, giant balls of Rocket Slime, and what I assume to be ...

Picture somewhat unrelated. Once again, Gamekyo has the scoop on new scans of newly announced/previously unseen games, with the new scans being from Tales of Hearts for the Nintendo DS and Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryū to Hikari no Ken ...

Courtesy of Jeuxfrance/Gamekyo, someone uploaded high-res Shonen Jump scans of images from the newly announced Chrono Trigger DS. While I haven't played the first game, and therefore don't see what the big deal is, these scans kind of excit...

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit for the sake of reporting rumors, here's the list, from yet another supposed play tester, though in this case, I think it sounds somewhat legit getting into the middle of the list. It sounds like a hu...

Don't.

*-Meet the Spyro *-Teta Draws Some Destructoid *-I was going to complain that it's the guy's opinion, but Jesus Christ (no pun intended) that's hilarious. *-Sadistic & MechaMonkey Win. *-Teta Does MORE Drawings, We Are Very Pleased ...

Not actually a Cobraism, but I uploaded the full trailer for Eagle Eye in case anyone feels like watching it. Enjoy. Also, in case you didn't notice, Dtoid's got a new channel system up. Its the new hotness. *-What the Hell? I didn'...

ಠ_ಠ I'm at a loss for words. A fucking loss for words. Just watch, and look for these things in the video. 10 things to watch for in this video: 1. The show's name is The Naked Brothers Band 2. The song is called "Banana Smoothie"...

I had to add this, because this saddened me almost as much as the Heston news- George Carlin passed away. :( R.I.P. Short Cobraisms tonight- I just wanted to plug two videos- one showing off the coolest thing I've ever seen as far as a int...

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO CBLOG RECAPS

Unfortunately, I can't complete the recap tonight, as my computer is defragmenting, which should take upwards of 5 hours :(. I'm posting this entire thing from my PSP, even, but its a fucking hassle to copy & paste links. So I'm going to ...