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Drove yesterday from Baltimore to St. Louis. 880 miles. Next stop today? Dallas, Texas. More pics in the comments.


Are people really freaking out about the size of Tifa's tiddies? Like...seriously, if THAT ruins the game for you then find a new hobby. People like the guy in this vid need to get a fucking grip, lol. So now she's a D cup and not a MegaZorDDD cup?


Happy Wednesday Wes. The amount of MBs allowed for gif in the quickposts in 2019....is rather disappointing. What is this? 2g networks?


This summer I'm driving to Seattle from Maryland. Any Dtoider's out there live in between on the route below? I would love to stop, say hi, sniff your wife's panties, and move on. Let me know if you're interested.


Hot damn.....I turned 40 on Saturday. Wasn't online all weekend. Happy C0-Birthday to Rad Party God,Parismio, and grumpyaussiewario.


Oi Snapchat! Crooked glasses or not I'd fuck the hell out of my girl pervy-jutsu shadow clone.


Want a hearty cup of the good stuff as well as an AC adapter? Well I have the place for YOU!


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Super Mario Maker 2"I miss the stylus"


Stranger Things 3: The Game"It's weird that this hit the Switch before a Netflix app, right?"


Blazing Chrome"I ran to this Contra affair"


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Umihara Kawase Fresh!"Swingers club"


SolSeraph"Gods and monsters"


The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa"Me and my friends"


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Dinos Doodles Day 8: This man is not pleased by your shenanigans!


Wes isnt even that sexy the other Chriss are much #heresytoid

Riff Raff



Reminder that the final Splatfest for Splatoon 2 starts today! Chaos vs Order! Itll run for 72 hours, so theres plenty of time to join

Riff Raff

Right now the steelbook is only for the upside down people This better come to EU (and I want it bad! It glows in the dark!


Im an old, my jokes dont need to be

Electric Reaper

Even dishwasher (one of the most prominent RWBY fan artists) has made art about the really stupid storm Area 51 Also, for profit companies are using the meme to advertise their Because of course the corporations would do


Halo Wars was Not bad for an rts built for consoles but still pretty easy compared to a real Solved most of the missions by using good old fashion guardsmen tactics :P

Dennis Carden

Just heard about the suspected arson attack at Kyoto I really and truly can’t put into words just how messed up and heartbreaking it My heart goes out to the victims and their families, and the talented artists whose work was

Kevin Mersereau

Stranger Things Season 3 was fantastic, but these three were easily the best I love how they’ve changed Steve from a total D-Bag in the first season to the most likable member of the



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