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What is the most messed-up thing to pop into your brain today?

 
 
 

This is a statue of the Virgin Mary in Santa Teresa Gallura in Italy, and uh, hm, yep, that's all I gotta say about that.


 
 
 
 

"Yeah c'mon guys: cut the poor guy some slack!" he says, as he quietly hid his stacks of Ralsei Rule 34 drawings.


 
 
 
 

"THE AT FIELD HAS BEEN BREACHED!!"


 
 
 

What? It's just a piece of fruit! Why don't YOU get your mind out of the gutter!


 
 
 

New game: post "You want hardcore!?" and then follow it with the most milquetoast thing you can think of doing. Example: "You want hardcore!? YOU WANT HARDCORE!? I know all the lyrics to 'Elmo's Song'! That's how hardcore I am!"

 
 
 
 

A hypothetical: if you knew for a fact that your path in life is predetermined, and that no matter what decisions you make you will always end up in the same place, will you still try to be a good person or put on the Douchebag Hat and have some fun?

 
 
 

I googled "who decides the price of goods" and got a straight answer: the law of supply and demand. I googled "who decides the price of video games", and Google basically shrugged and go, "I dunno brah."

 
 
 

New game! Make a cynical synopsis of a classic movie and have everyone guess what it is. Example: "A space movie where nobody listens to the smart woman and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat." Answer: Alien.

 
 
 

Been reading up on Escape From Naraka promotional materials and the villainess' name felt weird. In Indonesia, we call her "Rangda" or "Leyak", but never "Rangda the Leyak". It's about as weird as "Scarlet the Johansson" or "Mariah the Carey."



 
 
 

One of these things is not like the other/One of these things just doesn't belong/Can you tell which thing is not like the other/By the time I finish this song?


 
 
 

Me: "I don't understand the appeal of hugging pillo-I'LL TAKE TWENTY!!"


 
 
 

Is this too gay, or not gay enough? I can never tell.


 
 
 

"The Internet is a limitless library at your fingertips. It's a great place to start with the acquisition of knowledge." - Brian Eisner, author


 
 
 

Anybody else having issues with the comments section giving the "Disqus seems to be taking longer than usual. Reload?" warning or is it just me? I can't open any of the comments section on the site anymore.

 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping Pokemon Edition: Ash took over the roles of the games' protagonists in the anime and lived through their adventures. Ash essentially erased the real protagonists and took over their lives. Ash is a body snatcher.

 
 
 

Feeling like garbage today but don't want to feel alone, so please share those times when people had unexpected reactions to your jokes. As in getting crickets or folks angry at you when you say something as a joke. No judgement please. Just cringe.

 
 
 

Sniffed around for more info on "Super Robot Wars 30" and found out what the original unit is going to look like. See if you can spot what the problem is.


 
 
 

New game? Finish the sentence: "You've watched too much porn if..." Starting things off: You've watched too much porn if the words 'Don't come inside' made you giggle like a schoolgirl.

 
 
 
 

Okay, let's try this again. "The Tree of Life": deep art that you might need a few hours to "get", or utter pretentious garbage?



 
 
 

Which Internet Caricature Are You? Type-69: The Internet Comedian. Thinks he's funny and witty, but really just cruel and mean-spirited.

 
 


About Ricky Namaraone of us since 8:16 PM on 02.17.2014

Don't mind the burning skull: it's just a flesh wound.

Greetings from Indonesia a.k.a. "You Mean Bali?" Ricky's the name and talking your ears off is my game. My family and friends often get annoyed with my endless ranting of the current state of the video game industry, so hopefully y'all will prove to be a better audience. Gosh I probably shouldn't say that out loud because one of them could be reading this huh? How do you edit these darn things?

Oh yes, my age is starting to show itself, doesn't it? Unlike you whippersnappers I was born when typing actually means typing on a typewriter. So as you can see, sometimes my opinions can get really outdated, and in this day and age of "I Am Offended" it's easy to forget that, you know, old folks like me ain't dead yet. That's why if you happen to disagree and find my opinions not quite matching up to your own worldviews, I apologize beforehand for that.

Now then, on with the show!
 
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