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Hey, why not give fake medical advice and make the community laugh. For example: I'm not a doctor but you shouldn't eat cheese after midnight or you'll turn orange. AHAHAAHohfuck #Doctoid Also gimme your PSNs, I got PS4'd up and I don't know the father.

 
 
 
 

Animu !6-Bitsu. Quick (isn't it always a quickie) draft of Dtoid gaming historian, 16-Bit. Is it like looking in a mirror, bud?!!111?


 
 
 

We need your help, Dtoid. #WesLikesSandwiches but we're low on fillings. For just 2 faps a month we can feed Wes tonight. Open your hearts & fridges and give whatever you can. Just one ingredient will help build the perfect sandwich for pookums. Cont...


 
 
 

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it." – #BruceLee Should be 77 today. Happy Birthday, Mr Lee.


 
 
 
 

Ramen, Cats, knife skills and a cute Asian, what's not to like here?



 
 
 
 

A late Happy Bonfire night to my UK siblings. Happy Thanksgiving to my American cousins. And Merry Xmas to my Thanagarian ex-lovers. (I miss you Steven Hawkman.)


 
 
 

Is it too late, DeadMoon? Am I already dead? Happy Birthday, Kevin!!!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This is old now but I feel it fits in with #SpookyToid and also I can't stop watching it.



 
 
 
 
 

Look Behind You

T'was a macabre night and all manner of villainy was afoot. Bah, feck writing like a spaz. Imma talk with my own words. Another cold Friday on my way to work and it was pretty chilly outside. It was a clear morning otherwise. I didn't rea...

 
 
 
 
 
 

At first I thought she was going to use the Cosmic Key to open a portal for He-man. I love this kinda stuff. Just play it.



 
 
 

I rebuilt Wes after accidently killing him with love. And an ice pick. I call him Dead Sexy. Applaud me!!


 
 
 
 
 

I'm not Wes today, Dere, but here is your 5 minute free Lucky preview. Phone me, Lucky, now on 1-800-555-2368 for more hot socks snaps and dirty texts! *gyrates toes*


 
 


About Luckrequiredone of us since 12:26 PM on 02.08.2014


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Life doing its thing. You feelin' it, too?



Vanessa could take Samus.


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Roughly Ten Things About Me:
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I'm an European-Asian male living under the rule of a monarchy.

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I am not a writer; I am a crayonologist. I enjoy shredding paper with pencils. It's extremely cathartic.

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I'm very passionate about reading, it helps me pretend I'm English (wot wot). My favourite book is Alexandre Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo".

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I love listening to music on trains, in parks, sprawled out on my bed and during gaming. I like any genre; favourite artists include: Underworld, James Brown, The Police, David Gray, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters and Jimi Hendrix.

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I adore film and popcorn. Popcorn slightly more. I couldn't pick a favourite film but I do tend to shy away from horror. Oh, fuggit I'll name-drop Leon and Gladiator.

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Like fellow Dtoiders I also game.

| My Top Ten | My GOAT Game | My Sega Saturn |
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Other things include: drinking too much tea, unashamedly singing poorly, making shallow attempts at keeping fit, and thinking too much.

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Finally, I'm an enthusiastic cook. Currently obsessed with making Tacos. Was obsessed with quiche and focaccia.


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BLOGRONOMICON 2nd Edition
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