If Hellboy and that monkey with a gun fucked.
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Jack Black should've been Mario if nothing else than for the sheer fact that no one would get kidnapped by Jack Black and think "Oh no, someone come save me." No one would do that.
Most terrifying headline I've read in a while.
I've been waiting fucking years for this movie to release! Sion Sono and Nicolas Cage? I can't wait! I'm giddy! I'm fucking giddy right now!!
Update: IT'S OUT NOW, AND IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!!!!
Soulbow, you're the drug dealer of Dtoid, getting people hooked on vile shit like GFuel and Siege and laughing all the way to the bank with whatever commission they're paying you. You're a shill, but we love you. Now start shilling Malignant, you fuck.
There are people into Malignant enough to make rad ass art like this out of it. Do you all still think you're on the right side of history?
Got a big ol blister on my pushin thumb, but I think it was worth it.
Capcom please make Morrigan my wife who makes out with me using tongue and no one else is allowed to look at her thanks.
Didn't realize the migration deleted some of my old blogs. Does this mean I'll have to write some new ones?
The only real #societytoid (Mildly NSFW bonus in the comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I am now thirty, and you all know what that fucking means!!! IT'S! TIME!!! FOR!!!! depressive reevaluations of the past decade. Please join me in the basement for a sigh and a weep.
TFW Dtoid logs you out, and your eyes are assailed by the light theme.
Completed a quest in Death Trash, and my reward was watching two people puke for a while. I love this game.
Gaj, you're the best. Enjoy your (shortened) life.
Over $200 for the Playdate with shipping? I don't know about this.
Charlton Heston's birthday, you fools. You've all been had!
Turns out I'm not over this shit!
Never mind, I'm already over this shit!
Well, fuck me running. Are they sure?
Oh god, I want a Steam Deck so bad. I need to reserve one. Fuck, this suuuucks. I was happy to sit on my high horse and laugh as the PS5 scumbags scrounged and suffered. Now I too shall wallow in the techno scarcity dumpster and gorge on its greasy runoff
WHO CAN I TRUST???????????
About Vadictaone of us since 6:31 PM on 01.03.2014
Vadicta is a man of emotions.
And many bodies.
*From the Angie Archives.
He also has the best taste.
*Thanks, Dango.
And many bodies.
*From the Angie Archives.
He also has the best taste.
*Thanks, Dango.
He-a Releases a-us of Our a-Insecurities! I don't mean to be shocking or offensive, but Mario is white. You might not have considered it before. Maybe you've been staring it in the face for decades now but have been too afraid to admi...