THE MEME MAN HAS BEEN BORN!
THE MEME MAN HAS BEEN BORN!
There will never be another Devil May Cry game where you can just play as Dante.
#caturday Finished Stray like the bunch of ya. It's fun and cute. Story's what you'd expect for dystopia stuff and I wish the movement weren't so contextual, but still happy to have played it.
Current status:
Me begging my water bottle to please not dribble directly onto my dick while I'm drinking.
If you all want to be notified for whatever perverted shit I buy on Steam before the Hot Game Summer comes to an end, I'm Vadicta on there as well, and I'm happy to be your friend. Who knows? I might even spread the love ;)
Was looking up immersive sims during the Steam Summer Sale, and holy shit porn games are going crazy nowadays. I remember playing games where I had to memorize every detail about a girl in seven days to maybe see a boob; now it's a full bj in the trailer!
Front pasge still hasn't run the Pac-Man news. Disappointing. I guess this is what cancel culture is all about.
Open world Katamari Demacy.
I just keep replaying Resident Evil 4. Every time I think about it I play it, and every time I play it I don't stop. It simply doesn't get old. This, however, will be my first full playthrough on Professional mode. Same game but with 10% more bullshit.
I've been playing Resident Evil 7 off and on for over a year now, and I'm at less than five hours of playtime. I think I just have to admit that I don't like the game very much.
Crimes of the Future is a mesmerizing fetish of a film. It's bottomless in thematic threads. It's a nonstop cavalcade of gory cyberkink. It's a religious experience. I honestly haven't seen a movie I've felt this strongly about in a long time.
Ya'll don't give my shit enough hearts. I'm dying out here. I'm so bad at everything, and yet I usually have to survive on BBQ or TOT instead of your love. I'm drunk. Thank you.
Can't believe I just learned that headshots do nothing in the RE2make. How did Capcom get away with that? Every time I domed a zombie, Clair should have shook her head and muttered, "That does the same amount of damage as shooting it anywhere else."
Point and click... my ass! I'm nothing but a cheap dumb fool constantly getting tricked to the edge of his life. I don't want to say the world is out to get me, but I'll go ahead and say that in the next paragraph anyway. And it's all...