My cat, the master of stealth.
Who the hell lays like this?
First time making zucchini casserole, and I can't wait to eat the fucking shit out of it!!
Oh my fucking god!
How many signs of the apocalypse do we need packed into a single year?
Some topical humor we can all enjoy.
My first attempt messing around with digital drawing.
So fucking pumped!!!
Girlfriend's dad's birthday today. I made some peanut butter and chocolate ice cream chunked to death with fat-ass brownie boulders. All made from scratch.
Pinnochio makes a very good sissy fuckboy.
I WANT THIS ALFRED HITCHCOCK HEADBOARD TO BE TATTOOED ACROSS MY SOUL!
Folks, I've lived a long life. It's been one full of adventure, promise, despair, and joy. But I have to admit one thing to all of you--I still have no fucking clue what "based" is supposed to mean.
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Ain't nothing spookier than a motherfucker rising from the grave with nothing but vengeance on his mind.
That Kyle Yadlosky guy is a fucking cuck.
"Because we're a Miller Lite family."
Food for thought: Ninjas suck.
On the elevator ride to B1, one person said, "You're going to B1, but I already am one!" to which everyone left the elevator laughing, except for your hero, who was hanging from the ceiling by a noose wound out of his own underwear.
I would just to like to remind everyone that I shit on Wes out of pure hatred. I do not support D-Volt or any campaigns by any individuals to become a fapping superpower. I believe that every follower and every fap earned from it ought to be earned.
Wes is single handedly responsible for breaking the clasp on my awesome dragon watch, so now I can't wear it, anymore :(
