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Destructoid just isn't for me anymore, I'm done

I hate to be that guy, you know that guy... the one who sticks around and then leaves out of the blue. Sadly I have to be that guy. I'm not going to lie, I joined the site because of the C blogs. I enjoy writing about videogames and di...

 
 
 
 

Odin Sphere/Odin Sphere Leifthrasir Review

Imagine A Valkyrie Profile beat em up game where you get to play 5 different characters each with their own perspective in the story. Sounds cool right? Well the guys at Vanillaware seemed to think so and decided to create a game that...

 
 
 
 

Why did Blizzard have to ruin everything!?



 
 
 

Remember when lootboxes were a good thing? Before they charged real money for the right to open them?

 
 
 

Controvertial Opinion: Assassins Creed 2 has a better story and setting than Witcher 3

 
 
 

This is a PSA for all Console Gamers:


 
 
 
 

I feel sorry for those bandits...


 
 
 

Getting my ass kicked by God Hand to celebrate my birthday... how ironic how both me and God Hand have the same birthday.

 
 
 

Yoko Taro is the Tommy Wiseau of the Gaming Industry

 
 
 

I'M SO EXCITED... AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!




 
 
 

Tales Of Symphonia Review

I don't talk enough about the Tales series, maybe because the series has burned me out. I've been seeing more and more Tales games get shoveled out every year and each time I see them I kinda get a bitter taste in my mouth. Ever since...

 
 
 
 
 

Hey guys I just found Destructoid's new mascot:



 
 
 

Are Real Time Strategy games actually Action games? Think about this...

 
 
 

Technically speaking... Final Fantasy XII is a Pausable Real Time Strategy.

 
 
 

Deadlight is free on GOG, go get it now

 
 
 

I've got so much to do... yet it's not the time to do it... yet i'm so bored. What can I do!?

 
 
 

Math Question Of The Day! You know it's true


 
 
 

Unpopular Opinion: Star Ocean Integrity And Faithlessness is a better game than Star Ocean Till The End Of Time

 
 
 

In case you didn't know, a well known Youtuber, Hellsing920 passed away today. R.I.P.

 
 
 

What it's like to work in Tourism:



 
 
 
 

I've seen the future, E3 2019 Lineup Confirmed!!!

With the release of Pokemon Snap 2 VR, a new craze has hit the industry "Snap games" this craze will dominate the AAA industry for years and will become very popular with gamers worldwide. Here is the current lineup for E3 2019: Me...

 
 
 
 

Hey guys, just came back from the future, I got some good news for y'all: Pokemon Snap 2 VR: Comming soon 2020, you heard it here first guys Game will sell millions of copies and we will see more VR snap games in the future See comments for detai

 
 


About Terry 309one of us since 11:02 AM on 12.30.2013


"Exactly as I'd hoped. Humans... so weak and malleable. How you ever managed to oppose the legion I cannot fathom. You have merely delayed the inevitable" ~ Balnazzar

Read my reviews here:
https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Terry+309/terry-309-s-review-archive-291590.phtml

Visit my Wordpress site here:
https://cynicalgamingblog.wordpress.com/

I will publish blogs on there earlier because it has a better editor (plus I don't have the Destructoid rules to worry about). I will still publish blogs on here though and I probably will post any top 10's exclusively on here, this site is merely a home for all of my blogs so that in case anything happens I can keep writing.

My Bio:

Just an outspoken fan of rpg's and gaming in general who likes to rant about first world gamer problems because there are so many.

My blogs mostly consist of reviews/rants of games of all generations, particularly rpg's. I try to blend my reviews with both facts and opinion so that people can see from my own experiences and decide for themselves. i will also tend to review older titles because i still believe that there are few people out there who haven't played these awesome titles and deserve to give them a chance.

Oh and as for some negative's you might point out, i can't spell for my life and my grammar is terrible. Plus i like to exaggerate my points a little to make things more fun, yet some people are dense enough to take them as fact.

Here is my response to those intelligent enough to point them out:


Heres my review rating system:

Masterpiece (Same as masterful but for overall score, will be based on opinion), of course it won't be perfect in every way but it will be close to perfect, no game is perfect.

Masterful - Perfect in every way (Formerly 9.5+) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Exceptional - Goes way beyond expectations (Formerly between 9.1 and 9.4) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Excellent - Does what it needs to and provides a first class experience (9.0) (definitely pick up the game if you are a fan of the genre)

Great - Does what it needs to, provides a high class experience (8.5-8.9) (recommended to all fans of the genre)

Good - Does what it needs to and provides a very enjoyable experience (was 8.0 - 8.5) (recommended to all fans of the genre)

Satisfactory - Does what it needs to, provides an experience which is just enough to satisfy the player (Formerly between 7.5 - 7.9) (Reccommended to read the review if unsure)

Decent - Does what it needs to, experience can very depending on the players tastes (Formerly 7.0-7.4) (Recommended to read the review if you plan on picking up the game to see if it's for you)

So-So (Now Mediocre) - Not for everyone, has some issues, may be worth a try if patient enough to cope with it's flaws (Formerly 6.5 - 6.9) (Reccommened to read the review if you're interested in the title)

Flawed - Alot of flaws, difficult to recommend, some may be able to pass them by but will require a lot of patience (Formerly 5.0 - 6.4) (Reccommened to read the review if you're interested in the title)

Awful - (Formerly 4.9 and below) (If you see this, don't pick the game up for this catagory)

Kill It With Fire - (Same as Awful but for overall score, based on opinion which in this case is usually right if you see the game, you know what to do, don't buy this and if you do, get some gasoline and a match)

Lifespan:

Too Long (Legend Of Dragoon lol)

Very Long (Formerly 9.5 - 9.9)

Long (Formerly 9.0 - 9.4)

Quite Long (Formerly 8.0 - 8.9)

Decent Length (Formerly 7.5 - 7.9)

Quite Short (Formerly 6.5 - 7.4)

Very Short (Formerly 6.0 - 6.4)

Too short (Formerly 5.9 or below)

Worth Replaying?

Yes

Maybe

No

My favorite games:

Valkyrie Profile 2

F-ZERO GX

Pokemon Gold and Silver

Painkiller

Warcraft 3's campaign

Grandia 2

Diablo

Mount And Blade: Warband
 
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