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Happy early birthday to me (I turn 28 in about 2 hours). Happy Thursday night, guys.


 
 
 
 

This is the first time I've seen one of my posts with exactly 69 upvotes! Everyone stop fapping it!


 
 
 

Just made this the set-up for my phone. Has slick transition animations just like the game and you pick your own waifu(s) to display. Totally worth the effort. Link to the tutorial in the comments.


 
 
 

So, I REALLY wanna watch Blade Runner. I haven't seen it since I was a kid so I didn't really comprehend what was going on, but I wanna be ready for the sequel. The problem: there are SEVEN fucking versions. Which is the definitive version to watch?


 
 
 

Made it through the work day running off of 3 hours of sleep. But at least I got to rock my Hotline Miami shirt today. Hope you guys are having a good Friday going into the weekend.


 
 
 

Holy shit, happy birthmas to Rad Party God also. So many May birthdays, I don't feel so alone anymore.


 
 
 

Happy birthday Ein! Your celebratory waffles are being prepared as I type this. Speaking of days of birth, mine is next week on Friday, May 26th. Bring what you can.


 
 
 

I REALLY wanna go, but I always work all Saturday and don't wanna take the day off cause I could use the money. I'M IN A PICKLE


 
 
 
 
 

When you're leaving a public place and you're not a douche so you always hold the door open for people. But the people behind you are just far enough at the awkward distance of not knowing whether you should hold the door open or just leave. #Darksiders3

 
 
 

When you're almost done fapping to a video online then the connection goes bad so it starts buffering on a freeze frame of the guy's face but you're so close that you finish anyways. #Darksiders3

 
 
 

My new CBlog about Battlestations is up, finally. It was hard to find the time to pry myself away from Persona 5. Check it out if ya got the time. Love you guys, stay sexy.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

On my weekly Target run, found Batman The Telltale Series for fucking $5.98. Dunno if I'll get around to it anytime soon, but it's six bucks.


 
 
 

We did it. We got Bukkake Waffles on TV. I would've never made it without you guys.


 
 
 

Almost forgot to share this gem from the arcade at Santa Monica Pier with you guys. Also, the artist from James Corden's band sang in me and my girlfriend's faces. We should be in some other shots, too. I'll check my DVR when I get home and post it.


 
 
 

I'll let you guys know where we sit in case anyone watches. No more selfies after this, I swear.


 
 
 

Good morning from the Santa Monica Pier at Venice Beach. Sorry, but I had to take this photo, especially with my rental car.


 
 
 

Mr. Waffles and his Wafflette highly enjoyed Universal Studios. Off to the next adventure.


 
 
 

Second stop was California Donuts. Open 24 hours and when we got there some cops were having a feast. Pretty similar to Voodoo. Heading to Universal Studios now. So far this trip is making up for missing out on playing Persona 5 on day one.


 
 


About Bukkake Wafflesone of us since 1:19 AM on 07.26.2013

I like long walks on beaches, and strawberries and peaches.
Not really. But I like games. Maybe.



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Games I'm backing on Kickstarter:
Shenmue III
Fear Effect Sedna
Friday the 13th: The Game