Alas, poor Slimybear245. Destined to walk the sepulchered forums of Destructoid. A doomed husk of a child. Do not cry for him.

Got my new stand and my shit setup. Even found my old PS2 (not hooked up though, might look into those HDMI converter things). Now if I could just find my PS1, all the boys will be here.

#MotivationalSaturday

This is my personal favourite videogame track in 2020. Absolute bop. What was your favourite track, fellow kids.

PS5 game sizes are looking pretty solid. Demon Souls is 34GB and Spiderman MM is 39GB. Makes me wonder what the hell COD needs 150GB+ for. Also, Astro's Playroom is a genuine GOTY. It's amazing. Really fun platinum too.

I synthesise and rasterise immaterial things that I fabricate for you. For you. Yeah, I tesselate and animate these dancing sprites and sunlit skies for you. I do it for you. I’m your GPU. This hits different man.

It's been an annoying day today. So, I wanted to share something thought provoking and spiritual. Like, share and subscribe if this helped you. ✊

Good news: My PS5 will be delivered tomorrow. Bad news: To my old address, an hour drive away. After I requested it to be delivered to my current address. Great. Guess I'm going on a road trip tomorrow. On the bright side, I can see my Uni town again!

The reversible cover art for Miles Morales, Demon's Souls and Sackboy. Dat Spiderman's doe 🔥🔥🔥

When your PS5 games arrive but your PS5 isn't coming till next week. #Pray4Gaj #1WeekofTorture #ThanksForThePicMarzano #Wurldstar

The new Fall Guys update is kinda weird.

I completely forgot Bugsnax was a PS Plus game. So I have Spider-Man:MM, Demon's Souls, Bugsnax, Astro's Playroom and Sackboy to play when I get my PS5. God, what a shit launch line-up. Bring back Knack.

When you try Yellow Mustard for the first time.

Happy birthday Chris and Scruff. You guys da real ones, for reals. Real bros and real heroes. 👉👌✊🙏

Go vote. Anyway, Far Cry: New Dawn is very pretty. Otherwise, standard Ubisoft shit. I forget I'm playing it every time I turn my PS4 on. Please hurry up PS5 and Demons Souls.

I'mma just gonna spit the straight dope for y'all Jesus needing fools.

Me when Slimybear245 says absolutely anything.

ShadeofLight.exe finally started working.

No wonder Dubai is so advanced, their coffee is the nectar of the Gods and cures all earthly ailments and gives eternal life.

Torchman with his girlfriend (Colourised, 1969)

Finished reading Mockingbird, amazing novel. Decided to read 'The City and the City' next, bring back my love of crime novels while keeping that Sci fi slant. Any more recommendations for great Sci fi novels are much appreciated!

Gamemaniac when he goes for a check up.

#CurrentStatus

Sometimes I like to grab a cup of tea, put my headphones on and watch this. And I think 'The progress in sound continues but what about mankind?'

When you are feeling M O T I V A T E D: