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Be honest. When the head of your department is talking to you, this is what's really going through your head.



 
 
 

You have to hate when something you've worked on for months yields basically nothing. It's an expected part of life, but oh what a kick in the junk. EDF needs to come out faster and give me a mood booster.



 
 
 

Ah, that swirl of thoughts when you come across certain people you haven't seen since you were in school.



 
 
 

Crap. I totally forgot to try and spot the Arrested Development reference that would inevitably be in Infinity War. I was so into the movie. Turns out it was a damn good one this time. Pic in comments. Not really spoilery, but still for courtesy.

 
 
 

So we're getting a revival of the F4 series, and Wolverine is alive? I wish I could time travel to five years from now in the MCU. Yar, thar be schemes afoot.

 
 
 

Thanos was awesome, but an ant playing drums? Now you have my attention. Marvel knows what's in my heart.

 
 
 

Now that I've seen the finale, I'm ten times more upset that Ash vs Evil Dead is ending. Are you serious? You can't tease me with that ending and not do another series. Damn it.

 
 
 

I laughed hard at the hunters watching the turf war. I'll also never forget the moment I first experienced the new Jho pitfall change. I was totally taken aback for a moment after he bit me.



 
 
 

Kulve Taroth is a gold digger.

 
 
 

100% the most accurate game parody I've ever seen.



 
 
 

How on Earth did I ever miss this image? It brings me such incredible joy. It's uncanny.


 
 
 

Wow. Ancient Deviljho matriarchs were scary as Hell.



 
 
 

You know a take on music is good when you can actually see it fitting in a game. I 100% want Kirby's Russian Adventure. Obviously, the gimmick will be hats. Many large, furry hats.



 
 
 

Huh. Wasn't expecting that! That's actually kind of great. Neat little Jessica Jones spoiler comment in the comments. Not story related, but spoiler none the less. Hurray Easter eggs.

 
 
 

I never thought I'd see this Godzilla reference again, let alone in a way that almost killed me with laughter. Screw it, I'm calling this canon. That ending...you poor old world fools.



 
 
 

You know what they say: It's not a normal week unless the Arctic is suddenly warmer than Europe.


 
 
 

We're potentially getting Mark Hamill in Guardians 3. Truly a match made in Heaven.

 
 
 

HHH, if you're reading Dtoid now (Why wouldn't you??): Please don't give Ronda a microphone. We have managers for a reason. She's like a walking manifestation of that reason. >_> She could blow out her character-quad with just a few bad lines right now.

 
 
 

A scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field! That one's for you, Gus. #TheGusInAllofUs

 
 
 

Fun fact: Black Panther's actual name is Black Leopard. He uses Panther because it sounds provocative. It's caused confusion unfortunately, as every time he comes to the US someone confuses him for this other guy, Black Jaguar. The more you know!

 
 
 

I've come to an epiphany. Monster Hunter now has both a rampaging pickle, and a rampaging bagel. I can 100% guarantee that the next invader-style monster is going to be some kind of fish monster. It adds up. Water is coming back.

 
 
 

Ha. That TMNT/Batman dialogue. Bats: "Everyone has a weakness." Donnie: "Had to dig Batman, but I found yours." All I can imagine now is Donatello creating a sonic device that screams "Martha!" on an infinite loop in every known accent.

 
 
 

Fighting game tech has come a long way. A lot of young masters are changing the game, but I'm not sure that even sonicfox himself can master what has to be the greatest tech of all time: Pizza cancelling. Only a true master will understand this science.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/VLEkfdTGQfk?t=22m8s[/youtube]


 
 
 

Okay Bageljuice, you officially have my attention. Deviljho and I have had our share of conflict in the past, but never once did he go so far as to carve-grief me after a hunt. You've crossed a line, you exploding assbag. I'm gonna turn you into pants.

 
 
 

norpop's post below reminded me that this was a thing. Disclaimer: Video may cause nausea, drowsiness, and punching of your heart's genitals.



 
 


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