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"I don't carry cash" Is the greatest thing you can say to a begger. It makes them go away every time. Plus if you're a dick like me you can follow it up with "so I can't help you even if I wanted to."

 
 
 

They painted a mural by my bus stop this week. It's pretty badass.


 
 
 

Spent a bit too much but damn this was a fucking phenomenal Half Price haul.


 
 
 

Catalina dropped today and I'm excited to install it when I get home. RIP iTunes. You are one bloated clusterfuck with a terrible UI that I will not miss using.

 
 
 

Got my new phone. Glad I chose the red. It's purdy. Also with 256GB of storage I'll be able to fit twice the lossless game soundtracks that I could in my old phone.


 
 
 

I forgot to plug in my 4 year old phone with its spent battery last night and it fucking died which would have made me miss work if I hadn't woken up at 4:45 on my own. I finally said fuck it and now my new iPhone 11 will be arriving tomorrow.

 
 
 

Beat Link's Awakening and I've decided to start my October Silent Hill marathon 2 days early. Super early impressions are that Silent Hill 2 looks like crap on a 4K TV but it's the kind of crap that makes it spookier so I'll accept it.

 
 
 

I really wish they let you use the dpad in Link's Awakening Switch. It would make those stupid path generators in Turtle Rock so much less frustrating.

 
 
 

I took a picture of my GBA SP AGS101 screen with a $500 macro lens and got pretty spectacular results. Check the comments for the high res version.


 
 
 

I wonder if Charles Martinet has ever done the Mario voice during sex...

 
 
 

After some hunting on eBay my October gaming schedule is ready! Probably won't get through all of them but the goal is to beat SH2 at the bare minimum. I've never played any of these so let me know if going from 2>1>3>4 is a bad order for my first time.


 
 
 

Tonight my housemate and I are going to eat Buffalo Wild Wings and watch The Goonies. Seems like a good way to spend a Sunday evening.

 
 
 

Oktoberfest update: All you can drink beer + turnstile exit = hilarity

 
 
 

Why the hell did I volunteer to work Oktoberfest at the brewery? It's 90 fucking degrees outside and I'm on blacktop checking people in. And there's all you can drink free beer so people are gonna get plastered.

 
 
 

I wonder if the public version of iOS13 fixes this playlist art bug. Because it's still in the 13.1 beta and I've reported it in every goddamn version for months. It really rustles my OCD jimmies.


 
 
 
 

Some dipshit just crashed their car into a fence about 200 feet from my house and now they're screaming up a storm. It's a Saturday night so I'm assuming they're drunk. Best part is I'm pretty sure the car is a Camero or a Mustang. What an idiot.

 
 
 

Looks like next week is going to be rough. I volunteered to work 16 hour shifts Wednesday and Friday and 5 hours on Saturday. So that's 21 hours overtime in one week. Future me is going to be miserable but the money will be nice.

 
 
 

I saw an awesome guy at work today. He had cowboy boots, boot cut jeans, a jean vest, well maintained cowboy facial hair and long head hair, and best of all his fucking hard hat was shaped like a cowboy hat. This guy rocked.

 
 
 

Okay so apparently leaving Shinobi III paused for an hour and a half on my LCD TV was a bad idea because now I have fucking tubes with monsters in them burnt into the screen. Guess we'll try one of those burn in reduction videos and see if that fixes it.

 
 
 

Reasonably decent haul from Half Price yesterday.


 
 
 

Looks like I've exacerbated my sprained wrist to the point where I can't pick up a controller with my right hand. I can still use a controller thankfully but I can't hold it. Fucking of course it was my dominant hand too. I'm going to have to but a brace.

 
 
 

Just had the worst Chinese food of my life. The sweet-and-sour pork was cooked in tempura which tasted like cardboard and there was hardly any of it and fuckloads of vegetables and onions. I forced it down and then found out the fortune cookie was stale.

 
 
 

Been mentally all over the place with obsessive unpleasant thoughts. My shrink gave me a Lexapro and my mom told me to smoke some weed to help sort my thoughts out. Well the pills are in the box for my night meds. Now it's time to take mom's advice.

 
 
 

If anyone wants something fucking awesome to watch, the anime film Redline is the most fun I've had watching a movie in years. It's a nitros powered thrill ride that grabs you by the balls from the opening shot and doesn't let go until the credits.

 
 




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