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Here's a quick PSA: the upcoming Aggretsuko anime will be up on Netflix in a couple of days. It's about a red panda who belts out death metal tracks at a karaoke bar to vent her frustrations with her shitty job and coworkers. Need I say more?


Holy shit, a friend got me this as a belated birthday present. It’s so cute, I love it.


Aw hell yeah. My copy of the latest Septicflesh album just arrived in the mail. Since it's #ArbitraryMetalTuesday in Australia, I guess it's only appropriate for me to post this.


Welp. My morning was just spent helping my mother receive a refund after she accidentally bought $160 in microtransaction fun bucks on her iPad. She was trying to get $1.50 worth. Thankfully, Apple’s customer support was pretty understanding.


"Oh man, I need a break. I think I'll go play the new Ni No Kuni. *puts disc into the PS4, waits for it to install, waits for the day one patch to download, inputs DLC code that came with his copy of the game*" Siiiiiiiigh... yup, that sounds about right.


Oh, look. I actually bothered to change my Dtoid profile picture. It was probably in need of a change, and my hair is especially floofy right now. The latter part is most important. #SelfieToid, I guess?


You know, I really wish I could hook my Switch up to a pair of Bluetooth headphones. Both because I could then use my AirPods with them while I’m out (conveniences, yay!), and so I could use headphones with it while it’s hooked up to my TV.


I have come to the conclusion that Kirby is a sadist. Why? Look at him and his mind-controlled compatriots, dancing with joy at the suffering that they have wrought. What cruel and terrible creatures they are.


I managed to get a good photo of one of my cats rolling around in leaves. He’s a fine cat when he’s not satiating his rampant bloodlust.


Picked this up while I was out shopping today. As soon as I finished it, I felt it necessary to order in the second currently-localised volume. It's definitely worthy of recommendation, albeit only if you're comfortable with some fucked up imagery.


I got this big lump of dog a new toy while I was out shopping today. She quite clearly approves of such a gift, given her expression here.


Spending the weekend at my dad's place. He may have just handed me this rather nice collection of movies and TV shows as an early birthday present. I approve. Very much so.


Just checked out the demo for the new Kirby game. It's pretty much exactly as you'd expect; more classic 2D Kirby. This is to say that it's absolutely goddamn adorable, and I kind of love it. Maybe I just have a soft spot for cute things, no?


For no reason, here's a photo of one of my cats that I took while I was getting up to get a drink last night. He's a great cat, if a little ridiculous.


It’s been a long and exhausting week. Spent much of it up in Rockhampton for my uncle’s funeral, which was pretty tiring and stressful. But at least tonight was great. Got a chance to see Venom live.


Oh my gods, the onslaught of spam is still ongoing. The only reason Qtoid's still readable is because of the tireless work of Dtoid's fantastic Community Managers. You should give them all hugs and cake! Especially Panda. Maybe even Torch.


So, I've been spending the past little while manually sifting through the CBlog/QPost scheduler in order to nuke as many spam posts and accounts as I possibly can before they go live. Gif related. Illya Punch!


Finally got around to helping dad set up the Wii that I got him for Christmas. He’s already filled with a strange sense of childish joy that you rarely see in him. He used to have a Wii when it launched, but he had to sell it. He clearly missed it.


Random shower thought: I want to play an anime dating sim where every character is voice acted by James Earl Jones. Especially the obligatory smug loli character.


It's hot, and I had to fight off a particularly large and possibly-murderous spider that was running rampant in my bedroom. Send help.


Did you know that today marks the birthday of Destructoid's most beloved bear-like mascot character, Robo Panda Z? You should all wish her a happy birthday! You should also give her cake, for I'm sure she'd appreciate it. Especially if it's choc mint.


About Dennis Cardenone of us since 9:46 PM on 06.02.2013

Destructoid's (self-proclaimed) cutest blogger and egomaniacal Australian with an unhealthy obsession for anime.

Credit: Larxinostic

"If there was anyone I'd let cut up my torso, tear out my heart, and use my open wound as a third hole, it'd be Nekro." - SeymourDuncan17

Credit: StriderHoang

Credit: Larxinostic (again)

Credit: Roberto Plankton

Credit: Hypno Coffin

Credit: Nekro - I just wanted to include this for some inexplicable reason

As a matter of disclosure, here's the list of games that I've crowdfunded:

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Shenmue III
Nekopara OVA
The Good Life