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Remember when plastic surgery use to be a taboo subject? Now whenever you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.


Just for Soulbow cause he complained in discord I wasn't posting enough: Seige Sucks. At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth.


What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.


New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.


The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.


I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift. Merry Christmas everyone!


I found out Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted!


Why doesn’t Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney. Also, Merry Beermas!


What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny.


If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms, there would be mass confusion.


When the iron was invented there was a press conference.


Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.


I dislike it when people ask me what I'm doing in two years, it's not like I have 2020 vision!


Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.


One of my friends suffered a grizzly death at the paws of a bear. A-bear-antly it's unacceptable to make puns at the funeral.


It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family, the time had come for the children to strike out on their own.


Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, "The Silence of the Yams".


In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!


Whoever invented the girdle got a bum wrap.


What is a shoe repairman's favorite dessert? Cobbler.


Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.


I got a job in the transmission shop. It's shift work.


About Thanksgusivingone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.