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Gravity is studied a lot because it's a very attractive field.


As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.


Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.


I had a date with my treadmill recently. We aren't working out


A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.


When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.


Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.


Overheard in med school - "I learned about the colon through the process of elimination."


I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.


I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions.


I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point.


A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick.


The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.


A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.


A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theater, it was a bonding experience.


The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck.


While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.


Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!


Suitable advertising slogan for a fish packing plant: "Yes, we can!"


Why did the cook spill his soup? Because there was a leek in the pot.


Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.


The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction.


She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.


I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.