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If children were allowed to dig for coal, would they still be miners? (Also it's my birthday)

 
 
 

Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?

 
 
 

Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf. She was the first woman to wear bloomers.

 
 
 
 

When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.

 
 
 

I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

 
 
 

The trailer for the movie was produced without a hitch!

 
 
 

I saw this guy walking into court, and he was carrying a large box. 10 minutes later he came out, it was a briefcase.

 
 
 

A man who rode in a carpool felt sick whenever they passed under a certain tunnel. His doctor diagnosed this as carpool tunnel syndrome.

 
 
 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.

 
 
 

Undertakers usually have a grave attitude even if they are dying to get your business.

 
 
 

If someone fails doing the Heimlich, is it fair to say that he choked?

 
 
 

Teaching your slinky new tricks is like spring training.

 
 
 
 

What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!

 
 
 

I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

 
 
 

If a cow is being fed properly but doesn't give milk there must be an udder reason.

 
 
 

I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.

 
 
 

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet'.

 
 
 

Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

 
 
 

Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.

 
 
 

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

 
 
 

When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears

 
 
 

Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.

 
 
 

I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque.

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

 
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