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I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.

 
 
 

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

 
 
 

The flipside of contagious gum disease is an infectious smile.

 
 
 

My sister bought this driving app recently, it kept on crashing.

 
 
 

The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.

 
 
 

'I have a split personality' said Tom being Frank.

 
 
 

Farmers are real experts - they are often outstanding in their field.

 
 
 

Did you hear about the compulsive fisherman? He was really hooked on it.

 
 
 

The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.

 
 
 

Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

 
 
 
 
 

After his watch battery ran down, he had a bad time.

 
 
 
 

I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.

 
 
 
 

The boxer wasn't a good comedian. He can't find the right hook.

 
 
 

In a surfing competition the winner got wave reviews.

 
 
 

What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.

 
 
 

If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.

 
 
 

That Old Game

I've been in a pensive mood lately, so I've decided to utilize this blog thingie to broadcast my thoughts.*  I also propose to you this: What was (were) "The game(s)" you remember growing up playing? I had quite a few of them. So ...

 
 
 
 

When bungee jumping never ask anyone to cut you some slack.

 
 
 
 

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.

 
 
 


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