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I continually asked the track coach about joining the team, but he just kept giving me the run-around.

 
 
 

I really like the music by The Cars, you auto listen to it.

 
 
 

What do you call a tunnel engineer who always talks about his business? A bore.

 
 
 

I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.

 
 
 
 

Cost of living balloons due to high inflation!

 
 
 

The English Teacher felt odd after being fired: it was post-grammatic stress disorder.

 
 
 

First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

 
 
 

The man that pointed out the burning building was a fire distinguisher.

 
 
 

Palace guards usually eat sleep and drink securi-tea.

 
 
 

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause freedom rings.

 
 
 

I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.

 
 
 

The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb.

 
 
 

I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.

 
 
 

I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand.

 
 
 

I saw the new uniforms for the Space Force, and it left me all starry-eyed.

 
 
 

The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

 
 
 

I love Wi-Fi so much because we just have that connection.

 
 
 

Overcome with the beauty of Earth seen from space, the astronaut removed his helmet. The view was breath taking.

 
 
 

A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.

 
 
 

In honor of the 24 Hours of LeMans: The first fuel used in auto racing was called formula one.

 
 
 

People might think I'm a bit of a square, but that just means I'm exactly right on every angle.

 
 
 

Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.

 
 
 
 

When I suggested that my wife should alphabetize her recipes, she would have nothing of the sort.

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

 
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