A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.

My addition to #bikeporntoid (Pic in the comments)

Hi, my name is Gus and I have an addiction with downloading PS4 Themes. #ConfessionToid

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.

It's time to see our very own Torch play Siege! And die er um be a team player! Tune in here! https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

#LockscreenToid

After a crap day at work. Here's a pun that helped cheer me up a bit: An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

I don't like puns. #Heresytoid

A real life interaction with a friend

I will never breakup with my gym, we just seem to workout.

My dog failed his driving test, he can't parallel bark.

SoulBow yet again being divisive with his Qtoids. Don't worry Dtoid. I would marry you all, cause you're all breathtaking. Not in the murder me to take my breath away type either.

After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.

I think Torch owes someone some G-fuel, I mean Siege.

#unwholesometoid Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

I have been shopping for a trailer. Every time I think I have found a good one, there is a hitch.

Tennis players can never find happiness. Love means nothing to them.

The police held the boat thief at bay.

The meat market had a sale on mutton. It was real sheep.

When the Human Torch lost his superpowers, he was certainly put out.

It's gonna be an interesting night. It's Locke, Stock and two smoking grunts! Watch me, Frosty, Hypno, and Renaud hate ourselves when we play Halo 5. (Frosty is streaming: Twitch.tv/venturecrow) (I might as well too Twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus)

I saw a guy from Mortal Kombat at the store. I asked him what we was doing, and he told me he was Liu Kang.

Archers study arrow dynamics.

If you all hurry you can watch me, frosty, hypno, and renaud play Halo multiplayer horribly and something something puns https://www.twitch.tv/perfectlybalancedgus

I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.