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Time for the daily check up with a pun of the day: Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.

 
 
 

I am not an educator, but I do like teaching people this pun of the day: My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

 
 
 

You all knead this pun of the day: When two bakers traded buns they had a roll reversal.

 
 
 

This pun of the day is the key to success: Benjamin Franklin flew a kite in a storm hoping no one would steal his thunder.

 
 
 

I try to lighten the atmosphere with a pun of they day: A good meteor shower can really rock your world

 
 
 

Sorry folks, I had to leave temporarily due to a hurricane, but I have returned and here is the pun of the day: Does a shepherd get a staff discount? Or is he just a crook?

 
 
 

Sorry folks for missing a few days, I had to take a swim for this pun of the day: A harbor master is in charge of berth control.

 
 
 

I stole someone's booty for this pun of the day: Old pirates retire and grow corn for a buck an ear.

 
 
 

I baked this pun of the day to golden brown perfection for you: The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.

 
 
 

I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.

 
 
 

Here's some caffeine to rejuvenate you for this pun of the day: The coffee around here is break fluid.

 
 
 

I went farming for this pun of the day: John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.

 
 
 

I went farming for this pun of the day: John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.

 
 
 

SomeBODY once told me this pun of the day: For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.

 
 
 

People are the worst, they probably won't like this pun of the day: The car stopped with a jerk, then the jerk got out.

 
 
 

Some people may find this pun of the day a little fruity, but I don't carrot at all. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.

 
 
 

I personally hate ghost stories, but maybe you will like this pun of the day: The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.

 
 
 

Does this pun of the day...strike your fancy? The bowler preferred to enter and exit his apartment via the fire escape because it was right down his alley.

 
 
 

I'm gonna rock you all night long with this pun of the day: The guitarist passed out on stage, he must have rocked himself to sleep.

 
 
 

Someone absconded with this pun of the day: Old burglars never die they just steal away.

 
 
 

As someone who toes the line, I can sure relate to this pun of the day: A tight-rope walker enjoys being on-line.

 
 
 

As someone who occasionally suffers from insomnia, maybe I should try this pun of the day: Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.

 
 
 

I'm sunk my teeth into this pun of the day: The queen's favorite chef was knighted Sir Loin.

 
 
 

I had to worm my way around to get this pun of the day: Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

 
 
 

I tried drawing once. Once. That was the only time Bob Ross (may he Rest In Peace) hit somebody, but I'm sure he'll enjoy this pun of the day: Artists have to get into a good Frame of mind.

 
 


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

 
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