Had a riot with Frosty playing Halo last night. I was in tears because I was laughing so hard. 10/10 would play exploding grunts again
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My shrink assures me that my obsession with the formalization of puns is just a 'phrase I'm going through'.
People say I know a lot about folk tales but that's just a myth.
Need you? Need you? What makes you think I need you, Shawn?!
Happy birthday Zer0tonin! I'm atonin' for missing a sweet pun that someone beat me to. Hope your bday is awesome!
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
Whoever named the penny, nickel, dime and quarter literally coined these terms.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusual punishment.
It's a Blue Moon kinda day.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places.
I once caught a robber in my shower with some valuables. I think he was trying to make a clean getaway.
I saw Optimus Prime the other day, he had new shoes on. They were vans.
When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge
Antelope is opposed to jogging
The divers had to be careful, the octopus was heavily armed.
Some puns are so corny they hurt your ear.
People talking about the piranha plant, leaf me alone! I haven't botany thing for Smash yet!
I was in a shop the other day and I saw they were selling dead batteries for no charge.
Non pun post: GM streamed Borderlands 2 today and generously allowed me and Matt to join in the shenanigans!
Wes, happy birthday!
For those who don't like tacos, I'm nacho type.
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A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.
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